Topic: Russell Brand

Apparently Katy Perry’s Dad Preaches Against His ‘Devil Child’ In Sermons, How Nice

I would say that there a majority of people have been mortified by their dads, and whether it’s regularly or a one-time thing I think most of us can relate to being embarrassed by the men who helped give us life. Keith Hudson, better known as Katy Perry‘s preacher man dad, kind of took this to a whole new level recently by renouncing his “devil child” and her “I Kissed A Girl” ways as well as her thousands of fans because THAT IS THE DEVIL’S WORK. More »

Katy Perry Refers To Her Marriage As Tchotchke, Which I Think Makes Russell Brand Her Bubbe

While talking about her marriage and subsequent divorce to Russell Brand recently, Katy Perry dismissed the entire relationship when asked about it at the ASCAP ‘I Create Music’ Expo by saying, “Russell who? Simmons? No, I’ve never met him. Oh do you mean Crowe?” More »

Russell Brand Is Sick And Tired Of Everyone Saying He Looks Like He Smells

Every time I hear Russell Brand speak, I wonder if he’s a real person. How could we be lucky enough to have someone as odd and as zany and as attractive as him here on Earth with us? It just doesn’t seem right. More »

Infamous With Taryn Southern: Hollywood’s Worst Celebrity Players

Here are my honorable mentions for Top Hollywood Playas (who just wanna f*ck you). For the TOP five, you’ll just have to watch the video, my friends. BONUS POINTS if you make it to the part where I get tsatziki sauce all over my face. More »

Addicted to Addicts: Is There a Rehab That Can Find Katy Perry A Nice Young Man?

By now, we’ve all heard about the tragic Johnny Lewis murder-suicide. The former Sons of Anarchy star was allegedly high as a kite when he beat his octogenerian landlady and her cat to death before committing suicide by jumping off of her roof. A new development to this awful story is that Johnny Lewis is the ex-boyfriend who inspired Katy Perry’s “The One That Got Away.”

Geri Halliwell just confirmed that she and Russell Brand are dating, so I think it’s time to give Russell a Spice Girls-themed nickname. More »

All These ‘John Mayer Will Destroy Katy Perry And Her Soul’ Headlines Makes Me Think They Forgot She Married Russell Brand

Ever since the rumor mill started spouting out the gossip that John Mayer and Katy Perry are dating, everyone’s grown very concerned for Katy Perry. The poor, broken-hearted lady-singer who just can’t catch a break when it comes to love. More »

Russell Brand Used Star Power, Asshole Power To Make A Wardrobe Girl Show Him Her Tits

It would seem Russell Brand is getting back to his asshole roots lately, lest he become too well-liked among feminists and decent people in general. First he defended a misogynistic fucktard, and now, for his next trick, he’s acting like one himself! (Allegedly!) More »

Sorry To Say, But We’re Disappointed Jason Segel Wasn’t Cast As Prince Charming In These Disney Ads

Usually we love the Disney Dream Portraits, where celebrities embody our favorite childhood animated characters. But it seemed way too easy to cast Jason Segel as a goofy ghost—why not make him the romantic lead? More »

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Turns Out Katy Perry Wears Underwear In Public, Making Her A Total Prude Who Deserves To Be Divorced

Bad news for everyone out there who hoped to catch a glimpse of Katy Perry’s vagina today. While some paparazzo managed to snap some up-dress photos of her standing on a balcony, her private parts are fully clothed. More »

Russell Brand Defends Daniel Tosh And Dane Cook, Implies ‘Being A Comedian’ Gives You An Asshole Pass

Oh, Russell Brand. Just when I’m so used to hearing you say intelligent, well-reasoned things that it no longer surprises me when they emit from your disgustingly hot face, you turn around and say something that is painfully incorrect…at least, in my opinion. More »

Russell Brand Is The Best Ex-Husband In The Entire World

Every child in the world should grow up with the dream of marrying an ex-husband as wonderful as Russell Brand. More »

I Know I’m Easily Emotionally Swayed, But Katy Perry: Part of Me Made Me Love Her

While it’s easy to accuse Katy Perry and Hollywood of manipulating us with her new concert documentary Katy Perry: Part of Me, it’s actually a candid look at how hardworking Katy is, as well as the dissolution of her marriage to Russell Brand. More »

Everything I Know About The MTV Movie Awards, I Learned From The Red Carpet

Because it wasn’t my turn to take one for the team, I didn’t watch the MTV Movie Awards last night. However, I did watch some photos of people’s outfits on my computer screen, and they’ve already told me more than I need to know about the proceedings. Here’s a sampling of what I think went down, based solely on red carpet photos. More »

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