So I just got off the pay phone with my friend. His cousin is co-worker’s with the woman who’s dating the broker who uses the same butcher as the broker who’s selling Reese Witherspoon’s $10 million cottage in Ojai, California. More
Topic: Rupert Sanders
After months of cheating and rumors and speculation, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are reportedly back together, just in time for the final Twilight movie. More
Please explain to me why it was a. necessary for Rupert Sanders‘ wife Liberty Ross to walk in New York Fashion Week and b. necessary for me to care about it. More
In case you haven’t heard enough about it yet, 20/20 just did a two-hour special featuring cheaters, but specifically the Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders debacle. Color me not at all surprised. More
Ugh. I’m already annoyed with the overanalysis of the Rupert Sanders commentary on the soon-to-be-released Snow White and the Huntsman DVD. While we all knew that this would happen because it plays perfectly into the timing of this “Kristen Stewart cheats on Robert Pattinson” publicity stunt, it still drives me crazy that outlets are reporting everything so salaciously.
Kristen Stewart, notoriously tight-lipped about her relationship, is suddenly telling Vogue UK all about how her boyfriend “loves to lick under my armpits” and how she wants babies. But she never actually names said boyfriend… More
Yes, the publicity stunt marches on triumphantly as the media prepares to cover this premiere from every single possible angle. Never before in the history of journalism have we been so excited to overanalyze every photo and every quote that comes from a premiere. InCanada. More
Good for her to fuck with Hollywood one last time by pulling off one of the elaborate publicity stunts I’ve ever witnessed. Think of this entire scandal as a giant middle finger. As a way of telling Hollywood, she’ll narrate her own story. She’ll dictate the headlines and she’ll write the script. You can follow her around all you want, but at the end of the day she holds all the power in this stunt. She’s the person who can keep it going or let it fall apart — and I think that’s an incredibly bold way to quit a job. More
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Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are officially not going to the final Twilight conventions for Breaking Dawn Part 2, and they’re taking Taylor Lautner with them. More
Robert Pattinson says he’s been going to a shooting range to work out his aggression after news of Kristen Stewart‘s affair with Rupert Sanders broke. But who is he angriest at? Probably me, for writing this article. More
Like her famous homewrecking predecessors Carmen Sandiego and Waldo, Kristen Stewart disappeared off the face of the earth as soon as the news broke that Us Weekly caught her cheating on Robert Pattinson with Rupert Sanders. Needless to say, she had to go into hiding for her own safety. More
Look, I’m as invested in this ridiculous Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson publicity stunt as much as the next celebrity stalker. But we have to draw the line at stories that go beyond rumors and just enter the land of make believe. More