Yesterday we held our live Facebook interview with Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola of Jersey Shore fame and you guys really came out and asked A LOT of questions. Sammi tried her best to get to all of them and was able to give fans a lot of information on what’s been going on in her life post Jersey Shore. We found out if she’s still with Ronnie, if she plans to do any more reality shows, and if kids are in her future. More
Topic: Ronnie Ortiz-Magro
I never thought I’d say this, but I learned a lot from those Jersey Shore guidos and their terrible decisions. More
In this last season of Jersey Shore where so many cast members disappointed me by pulling it together, Paula Pickard stood out like the shining, hot-mess star that she is. Nut cake and all. More
When I’m right I’m right, and when I’m wrong I’m really wrong. And I was really wrong about Paula Pickard from Jersey Shore. Crazy wrong. More
I’d been wondering why Mike Sorrentino would ever break up with Paula Pickard, and last night’s episode of Jersey Shore finally gave me my answer. More
Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino dumped his girlfriend Paula Pickard last night on Jersey Shore, and I have never been more baffled by a break up. More
You could Google Paula Pickard, Mike Sorrentino‘s girlfriend on Jersey Shore, or you could just watch the episode and let her teach you about life. More
After my brief love affair with Jersey Shore‘s newly-rehabbed Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino, I knew it was only a matter of time before he let me down again. And that time was this week. More
Somehow with Snooki preggers, Jenni and Roger fighting constantly, and Deena getting arrested, Sammi has become the least dramatic Jersey Shore girl. More
Ever since Snooki went and got herself knocked up before this season of Jersey Shore, there’s been an empty space in the house, and Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley is just the person to fill it. More
I never would have predicted it, but my new favorite cast member on Jersey Shore is freshly-rehabbed Mike Sorrentino. I guess that means I’m outgrowing the show. More
(By an anthropologist)
0:00 – We find our specimens exactly where we left them: Ronnie is pacing around in Hulk-mode, gearing up to attack The Situation; The Situation is getting pumped for a fight; Sammi is sobbing salty margarita tears.
1:00 – Faced with Ronnie the Steroid, The Situation tries to cram six month’s worth of fight training into 30 seconds.
2:00 – Situation slams his own head into the wall, presumably out of excitement. He slumps down. Stars float around his skull and the “Rocky” theme song plays, on kazoo.
5:00 – Sitch lies on the couch with a cold compress on his head. The girls are worried he may have injured his head and also possibly his brain. More
The Jersey Shore gang came, they saw, and they probably didn’t conquer. They’re filming their final scenes in Florence, and we have helpfully provided some loltastic explanations of what they were doing. More