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You remember Jon Hamm‘s penis, right guys? Crushable introduced you last fall? Well turns out he’s seeing someone now, and his name is Jon Hamm. Now that I think about it, I’ve never seen them apart, and Jon Hamm has some surprisingly sharp words for the public and our obsession with his little big friend. More
Continuing her lifelong pledge to sear the image of her breasts into every single human eye on the planet of Earth, GIRLS‘ creator and star Lena Dunham is showing mad bra on the cover of the next Rolling Stone, bros. More
Rolling Stone put together a list of the 50 Funniest People Now. Here are the six weirdest people on it, including Charles Barkley. More
In today’s creepy news, the Rolling Stone August cover featuring Justin Bieber got released (leaked?) on Twitter. Not only is Justin Bieber posing seductively on the cover, but the words HOT, READY, LEGAL accompany the sleeveless pic. More
Remember that time Taylor Swift rode into town on her high horse and claimed John Mayer ruined her life when they dated. Not ringing any bells? She put it to music and called it “Dear John.” More
For the first time ever I watched a John Mayer interview without wanting to reach into the screen and strangle him. More
Tyrion Lannister ftw! Peter Dinklage looks badass on the cover of Rolling Stone‘s May issue, on newsstands this Friday. More
This Friday night the second season of Portlandia will start on IFC. The show stars SNL‘s Fred Armisen and Sleater-Kinney/Wild Flag musician Carrie Brownstein and, for those of you who haven’t seen it, it’s ridiculously entertaining. We’re talking laugh until you cry type of entertaining. More
We at Crushable HQ love British soul singer Adele – her voice is so epic that you have to take notice. And while there’s a lot of pressure for women in the entertainment industry to look a certain way, Adele’s talent is more powerful than body image issues. She told the magazine, “My life is full of drama and I won’t have time to worry about something as petty as what I look like.” More
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Justin Bieber got into a bit of trouble last week when Rolling Stone outed him as a pro-lifer. And now the NY Daily News has reported that Rolling Stone left out part of Justin Bieber‘s abortion quote. But The Biebs’ full statement doesn’t do him any favors. More
Would you watch Sex & the City 3? (Huffington Post)
Check out the Britney Spears video for her new song, “Hold It Against Me.” (People)
Rolling Stone reporter defends Justin Bieber’s pro-life remarks. So that means doesn’t think rape pregnancy happens for a reason? (Dlisted)
Disney Channel piggybacks on Glee’s fame. (Perez Hilton)
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Here’s a bit of media clusterfuckery for you: Brooke Alvarez is the name of a fictional reporter on the Onion News Network, The Onion‘s new satirical IFC series, and here “she’s” weighing in on the latest controversy du jour. Justin Bieber covers the new issue of Rolling Stone, and in his interview was asked about his views on sex before marriage (only if you’re in love) and abortion (vehemently anti-choice even possibly in cases of rape).The general tone around the Internet today has been one of incredulous disgust that Rolling Stone would ask a 16-year-old to weigh in on a national human rights issue. “Brooke’s” tweet sums up the sentiment shared by many in pitch-perfect Onion style. More
Rolling Stone restaurant to open – Food to be served on platters shaped like naked Yoko Onos. (Vulture)
• Kanye West performed “Gold Digger” over the intercom on a Delta flight from Minneapolis to New York. Viral marketing? It worked. (Gawker)
• Michael Lohan has finally found a dad worse than him! You’d think he’d be thanking Demi Lovato‘s father, not yelling at him. (Celebuzz)
• Great Headline: “Christina Aguilera…Not Dating Assistant, Says His Mom.” Ugh! Thanks mom! (Radar) More
