Wow, I didn’t know that not knowing who Jay-Z was would be that big of a deal. Foster Kamer over at The Village Voice‘s Running Scared blog wasn’t just laughing at my story about last night’s GQ party…he wrote an entire post on it. And made this beautiful image macro to represent my priorities when attending celebrity events. Hey, when was the last time you guys talked to the world’s biggest hip-hop mogul (or something. Is that what he does?)?