Topic: robsten

The 8 Most On-Again, Off-Again, ‘Are You Dating Or Not?’ Couples In Hollywood

The 8 Most On-Again, Off-Again, 'Are You Dating Or Not?' Couples In Hollywood

Celebrity couples are so silly. Just when they finally put an end to the rumors and admit they’re dating, the rumors start about them being on the rocks. Then when they break up, we start hearing that they’re not over each other. So they get back together. And then it all starts up again. I called Celebrity Headquarters to ask if it will ever stop, and they informed me that much like Miley Cyrus, no it won’t. More »

A List Of Possible Reasons Robert Pattinson Was At Kristen Stewart’s House For Two Hours

A List Of Possible Reasons Robert Pattinson Was At Kristen Stewart's House For Two Hours

This two hours detail got me thinking about what Rob could have possibly been doing in that house all that time. There are so many possibilities, from sexytimes to boringtimes. And I think the best thing we can do right now, to really cope with the shock of this new development, is to lay out a few hypothetical reasons and then just close our eyes and point to one. More »

R-Pattz Spotted With K-Stew Lookalike, In That They Are Both Humans With Hair

R-Pattz Spotted With K-Stew Lookalike, In That They Are Both Humans With Hair

Stop all the presses. Stop them inking, stop them pressing, stop them printing all the news that’s fit to print because Robert Pattinson has been spotted out and about and on the town with a new ‘mystery woman’! (That, of course, being the preferred media terminology when R-Pattz is seen spending more than fifteen minutes with someone who isn’t Kristen Stewart but is still presumably in possession of a vagine. Presumably.) More »