Topic: Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson’s New Lady Now Has A Name In Addition To Hair

Robert Pattinson's New Lady Now Has A Name In Addition To Hair

Remember yesterday when I told you that Robert Pattinson was spotted with a Kristen Stewart lookalike? I may have used Hollywood’s new favorite term ‘mystery woman’, and I may have said that she was an exact genetic replica of K-Stew because they both have hair and mouths, but who can say? It was a whole twenty-four hours ago. But no matter what kind of nonsense I was spewing, we now have a name to put to that head of K-Stew hair and that mouth of K-Stew teeth, and surprisingly enough, it happens to be a kind of a famous name: Riley Keough. More »

Crush Links: Lindsay Lohan Might Go Into Hiding And I For One Am Happy About It

Crush Links: Lindsay Lohan Might Go Into Hiding And I For One Am Happy About It

Demi Lovato doesn’t stand for rappers condoning drug use in their songs and, in fact, she’s quite angry about it and uses a lot of cuss words to let us know. I miss the old, brunette Demi. Her documentary brought me to tears more than Titanic ever did. (ET Online)

• Reportedly Tom Cruise is trying to reconcile with Katie Holmes’ by writing her letters, reminding us of his creepiness. Have you heard of a text or an email, Tom?  (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• I hope Lindsay Lohan sticks to her word and goes into post rehab hiding. Please invite Justin Bieber and his petting zoo, Linds. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• I’m all about healthiness and such, but Alicia Silverstone wants to start a community breast milk bank. Um no. Or as Cher Horowitz would say: “Ugh! As if!” (Have U Heard)

• Everyone is buying paint ladders in preparation for Kate Middleton’s delivery. I guess the press plans to storm the castle walls? (Celebuzz)

• Nope, I don’t think Jessica Simpson’s baby name is strange whatsoever. (Lainey Gossip)

• Apparently someone called the cops on a baby and mother while they were breast feeding in a country club, which completely disturbed the baby’s lunch time. No worries, if you need anymore milk, Alicia will gladly lend you some of hers. (The Stir)

• Uh oh, Robert Pattinson might be replacing his Bella Swan with the granddaughter of Elvis Presley, Riley Keough? Well, I for one didn’t see that coming. (Hollywood Hiccups)

• Seriously, don’t read these at the beach! You will be miserable(Flavorwire)

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R-Pattz Spotted With K-Stew Lookalike, In That They Are Both Humans With Hair

R-Pattz Spotted With K-Stew Lookalike, In That They Are Both Humans With Hair

Stop all the presses. Stop them inking, stop them pressing, stop them printing all the news that’s fit to print because Robert Pattinson has been spotted out and about and on the town with a new ‘mystery woman’! (That, of course, being the preferred media terminology when R-Pattz is seen spending more than fifteen minutes with someone who isn’t Kristen Stewart but is still presumably in possession of a vagine. Presumably.) More »

Crush Links Selena Gomez Goes On A Date At Disney World, I Wish Bieber Was Caught Lurking

Crush Links Selena Gomez Goes On A Date At Disney World, I Wish Bieber Was Caught Lurking

 Apparently, Katie Holmes throws parties to celebrate life post divorce. I wonder if it will be as extravagant as Suri’s birthdays. Pleaseee. How do I get invited? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Alcohol might be Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert’s problem, but more than likely their  failing marriage is due to Miranda’s jealousy over the bromance between Blake and Adam Levine. That’s where the true problem lies… (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

OMG more Selena Gomez speculation about her newest boy toy. Could it be Austin Mahone? Or Justin Bieber in disguise… (Have U Heard)

• Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart are on the verge of breaking up. Well, let’s think this one through. She’s a mother of two and he’s pretty much a teenager who shares his name with a friendly ghost. It’s only a matter of time. (Hollywood Hiccups)

• Cameron Diaz, you better warm up those vocal cords, girl. Reportedly, she will play Miss Hannigan in the upcoming film Annie. (Celebuzz)

There’s nothing I’d like to watch more than a Mean Girls sequel so that I could relive my favorite Regina George moments. That’d be soo fetch. (Lainey Gossip)

• Channing Tatum holding a baby onesie is seriously the cutest thing you’ve ever seen. Like EVER. (ET Online)

• Rainn Wilson is going to space? Is he sharing a rocket ship with Justin Bieber and his pet monkeys? Potentially, that would be an amazing reality TV show. (Flavorwire)

• Edward Cullen might have a new Bella Swan. What does Kristin Stewart have to say about this? Wait, we don’t care. (The Stir)

(Photo: Visual/WENN)

Crush Links: Henry Cavill Might Play Sex Addict Christian Grey And I Have Zero Problem With It

Crush Links: Henry Cavill Might Play Sex Addict Christian Grey And I Have Zero Problem With It

Henry Cavill is rumored to be the favorite to play dirty talking Christian Grey. Maybe he’ll be Anastasia Steele’s Man of Steel… (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Lil Wayne stomps on the American flag? WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM? Obviously, everything. (The Stir)

• Since they are basically the same person. Does it surprise us that Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart are pissed off they’re both playing soldiers in upcoming movies? Somebody bring Bella and Edward back before it’s too late!  (Hollywood Hiccups)

• According to Tracy AndersonKim Kardashian shouldn’t be running laps in the gym to lose her post baby weight. How will Kanye take the news? More importantly, I know Kris Jenner won’t stand for it! (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Sofia Vergara shows off her butt while tanning with fiance Nick Loeb. Ughhh. Maybe, I’m just so totally jealous of her. (Have U Heard)

Is that a mesh top and beanie Miley Cyrus is wearing in her music video? Um, yeah, it is. (ET Online)

Beyonce is happy for Kim Kardashian and the Kardashian empire’s newest moneymaker. Not sure if Kanye feels the same. (Lainey Gossip)

• Need some summer jams to play while you drive down the coast in your convertible with your hair flying behind you perfectly in the wind? Well… here you go.  (Flavorwire)

(Photo: i-Images, PacificCoastNews.com)

Crush Links: Amanda Bynes Is Still Being Mean, Robert Pattinson Is The Newest Face Of Dior, YES!

Crush Links: Amanda Bynes Is Still Being Mean, Robert Pattinson Is The Newest Face Of Dior, YES!

Kanye West ditches pregnant Kim Kardashian for Switzerland before the baby has arrived. I don’t really blame him. She is REALLY preg. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Amanda Bynes calling attractive celebrities ugly? Okay, Amanda, adjust your wig and simmer down. (Celebuzz)

• Celebrity moms like Snooki and Shakira give breast feeding play by plays. Total tmi. We don’t need to know everything about your nipples. (The Stir)

• Move aside Kate Middleton! Naomi Watts is the new princess in town in the upcoming Princess Diana biopic!  (Flavor Wire)

• Bruce Jenner has made it clear that he can’t stand Kanye. So, yeah…  (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• There might be a mini Suri Cruise on the way?? Reportedly, Katie Holmes is ready for another baby with boyfriend Luke Kirby. (Hollywood Hiccups)

• Anyone interested in seeing Gerard Butler crack a walnut with his butt? I didn’t think so. (Have U Heard)

Robert Pattinson is the new face of Dior, meaning his beautiful face will be everywhere. All my dreams have come true. (ET Online)

• New Details about Kate Middleton’s pregnant lifestyle. We can never get enough of Will and Kate’s future prince or princess! (Lainey Gossip)

(Photo: PacificCoastNews.com)

10 Celebrity Couples Who Belong In Couples Therapy

10 Celebrity Couples Who Belong In Couples Therapy

Ever feel like some of the celebrity couples out there in the game right now are flying under the radar, and getting tons of great press, but that if you get out your magnifying glass (read: obsessively scan the blind item gossip pages on a daily basis and let your imagination run wild), you’ll see that they’re really not so perfect after all? Well, we agree, and since you probably don’t have the eight free hours a day that we here at Crushable have to frantically mine the internet for clues, we’ve compiled a handy list for you, of the Ten Celebrity Couples Who Belong In Couples Therapy. Enjoy. More »