Topic: Robert Pattinson

10 Celebrity Fake-lationships That Still Crack Me Up

10 Celebrity Fake-lationships That Still Crack Me Up

You know that saying, ‘sometimes a whole is greater than the sum of its parts’? Well, sometimes that means peanut butter is delicious and jelly is delicious, but PB&J is extra delicious, which is great. But some other times it means there are two famous people who aren’t quite taking it to the next level, but suddenly with their powers combined, they’re one of those elusive beasts, the celebrity power couple, and they become unstoppable.
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A List Of Possible Reasons Robert Pattinson Was At Kristen Stewart’s House For Two Hours

A List Of Possible Reasons Robert Pattinson Was At Kristen Stewart's House For Two Hours

This two hours detail got me thinking about what Rob could have possibly been doing in that house all that time. There are so many possibilities, from sexytimes to boringtimes. And I think the best thing we can do right now, to really cope with the shock of this new development, is to lay out a few hypothetical reasons and then just close our eyes and point to one. More »

Laugh, Love, Links: Robert Pattinson And Katy Perry Are Friends According To Texts?

Laugh, Love, Links: Robert Pattinson And Katy Perry Are Friends According To Texts?

• I don’t care if Matt Bomer doesn’t like ladies and wants to play Christian Grey. Here’s a list of straight celebs who have played gay characters and it was actually believable! (Your Tango)

• Okay, I’m the first to say hotdogs were the greatest food invention maybe ever. They are not only delicious, but they also answer questions about who we are as people. Hotdog toppings answer deep questions about humankind… (The Stir)

• Yes, I agree it’s creepy when grown men and women play teenagers on television shows, but I doubt it’ll ever change. (Gurl)

•  I wish this little menstruation genius had been around during my middle school days. Lucky for twelve-year-old girls everywhere she exists now. (The Frisky)

• Reportedly, Katy Perry texted Kristen Stewart about her friendship with Robert Pattinson. Why does Katy need to ask permission to be friends with R-Patz? What has the world come to? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Anytime Ray J wants to make fun of Kanye West, I’m on board. (Hollywood Hiccups)

Artemis Fowl will be the next Harry Potter, you say? There’s no match for Professor Dumbledore. (Next Movie)

• There’s nothing in existence that makes soap operas worth saving. Nice try. (Flavorwire)

• Nail polish will arrive at your door without you having to go to the store to stare at the different colors for half your day. That’s a win in my book. (Refinery 29)

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Live, Laugh, Links: Farrah Abraham Won’t Be Posing For Playboy, Umm Of Course Not

 Live, Laugh, Links: Farrah Abraham Won't Be Posing For Playboy, Umm Of Course Not

• I’m apparently not the only one who’s been fooled by what goes down on The Bachelorette. True love does not exist in a mansion full of 25 guys and 1 girl. Let’s stop pretending it does. (Your Tango)

• Summer camp isn’t just for kayaking, roasting marshmallows, and telling ghost stories. No, you potentially will fall in love or at least have a few crushes between May and August. (Gurl)

• Of course Farrah Abraham allegedly begged Playboy to put her in their magazine. Are we surprised that they turned her down? Nope, not at all. (The Stir)

• In Edward Cullen news, there’s been photographs of Robert Pattinson’s Dior shoot released and he looks beautiful in them as usual. (Refinery 29)

• Is hooking up in college for girls a way to avoid serious relationships and focus on the important stuff like community service, leadership positions, and Chipolte? What’s more important in the long run: a boyfriend (who might dump you) or a burrito bowl?  (Flavorwire)

• How to find out if mosquitos are especially attracted to you! (The Frisky)

• I’m still not really sure if Amber Heard and Johnny Depp are a thing? But obviously Vanessa Paradis is not happy about this whole situation. Me neither, girlfriend. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Kris Jenner uses a fake baby on her TV show. What a brilliant idea! (Hollywood Hiccups)

• New information on Catching Fire. I, for one, cannot wait to see this!!  (Next Movie)

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Robert Pattinson’s New Lady Now Has A Name In Addition To Hair

Robert Pattinson's New Lady Now Has A Name In Addition To Hair

Remember yesterday when I told you that Robert Pattinson was spotted with a Kristen Stewart lookalike? I may have used Hollywood’s new favorite term ‘mystery woman’, and I may have said that she was an exact genetic replica of K-Stew because they both have hair and mouths, but who can say? It was a whole twenty-four hours ago. But no matter what kind of nonsense I was spewing, we now have a name to put to that head of K-Stew hair and that mouth of K-Stew teeth, and surprisingly enough, it happens to be a kind of a famous name: Riley Keough. More »

Crush Links: Lindsay Lohan Might Go Into Hiding And I For One Am Happy About It

Crush Links: Lindsay Lohan Might Go Into Hiding And I For One Am Happy About It

Demi Lovato doesn’t stand for rappers condoning drug use in their songs and, in fact, she’s quite angry about it and uses a lot of cuss words to let us know. I miss the old, brunette Demi. Her documentary brought me to tears more than Titanic ever did. (ET Online)

• Reportedly Tom Cruise is trying to reconcile with Katie Holmes’ by writing her letters, reminding us of his creepiness. Have you heard of a text or an email, Tom?  (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• I hope Lindsay Lohan sticks to her word and goes into post rehab hiding. Please invite Justin Bieber and his petting zoo, Linds. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• I’m all about healthiness and such, but Alicia Silverstone wants to start a community breast milk bank. Um no. Or as Cher Horowitz would say: “Ugh! As if!” (Have U Heard)

• Everyone is buying paint ladders in preparation for Kate Middleton’s delivery. I guess the press plans to storm the castle walls? (Celebuzz)

• Nope, I don’t think Jessica Simpson’s baby name is strange whatsoever. (Lainey Gossip)

• Apparently someone called the cops on a baby and mother while they were breast feeding in a country club, which completely disturbed the baby’s lunch time. No worries, if you need anymore milk, Alicia will gladly lend you some of hers. (The Stir)

• Uh oh, Robert Pattinson might be replacing his Bella Swan with the granddaughter of Elvis Presley, Riley Keough? Well, I for one didn’t see that coming. (Hollywood Hiccups)

• Seriously, don’t read these at the beach! You will be miserable(Flavorwire)

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R-Pattz Spotted With K-Stew Lookalike, In That They Are Both Humans With Hair

R-Pattz Spotted With K-Stew Lookalike, In That They Are Both Humans With Hair

Stop all the presses. Stop them inking, stop them pressing, stop them printing all the news that’s fit to print because Robert Pattinson has been spotted out and about and on the town with a new ‘mystery woman’! (That, of course, being the preferred media terminology when R-Pattz is seen spending more than fifteen minutes with someone who isn’t Kristen Stewart but is still presumably in possession of a vagine. Presumably.) More »

Crush Links Selena Gomez Goes On A Date At Disney World, I Wish Bieber Was Caught Lurking

Crush Links Selena Gomez Goes On A Date At Disney World, I Wish Bieber Was Caught Lurking

 Apparently, Katie Holmes throws parties to celebrate life post divorce. I wonder if it will be as extravagant as Suri’s birthdays. Pleaseee. How do I get invited? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Alcohol might be Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert’s problem, but more than likely their  failing marriage is due to Miranda’s jealousy over the bromance between Blake and Adam Levine. That’s where the true problem lies… (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

OMG more Selena Gomez speculation about her newest boy toy. Could it be Austin Mahone? Or Justin Bieber in disguise… (Have U Heard)

• Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart are on the verge of breaking up. Well, let’s think this one through. She’s a mother of two and he’s pretty much a teenager who shares his name with a friendly ghost. It’s only a matter of time. (Hollywood Hiccups)

• Cameron Diaz, you better warm up those vocal cords, girl. Reportedly, she will play Miss Hannigan in the upcoming film Annie. (Celebuzz)

There’s nothing I’d like to watch more than a Mean Girls sequel so that I could relive my favorite Regina George moments. That’d be soo fetch. (Lainey Gossip)

• Channing Tatum holding a baby onesie is seriously the cutest thing you’ve ever seen. Like EVER. (ET Online)

• Rainn Wilson is going to space? Is he sharing a rocket ship with Justin Bieber and his pet monkeys? Potentially, that would be an amazing reality TV show. (Flavorwire)

• Edward Cullen might have a new Bella Swan. What does Kristin Stewart have to say about this? Wait, we don’t care. (The Stir)

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Crush Links: Henry Cavill Might Play Sex Addict Christian Grey And I Have Zero Problem With It

Crush Links: Henry Cavill Might Play Sex Addict Christian Grey And I Have Zero Problem With It

Henry Cavill is rumored to be the favorite to play dirty talking Christian Grey. Maybe he’ll be Anastasia Steele’s Man of Steel… (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Lil Wayne stomps on the American flag? WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM? Obviously, everything. (The Stir)

• Since they are basically the same person. Does it surprise us that Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart are pissed off they’re both playing soldiers in upcoming movies? Somebody bring Bella and Edward back before it’s too late!  (Hollywood Hiccups)

• According to Tracy AndersonKim Kardashian shouldn’t be running laps in the gym to lose her post baby weight. How will Kanye take the news? More importantly, I know Kris Jenner won’t stand for it! (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Sofia Vergara shows off her butt while tanning with fiance Nick Loeb. Ughhh. Maybe, I’m just so totally jealous of her. (Have U Heard)

Is that a mesh top and beanie Miley Cyrus is wearing in her music video? Um, yeah, it is. (ET Online)

Beyonce is happy for Kim Kardashian and the Kardashian empire’s newest moneymaker. Not sure if Kanye feels the same. (Lainey Gossip)

• Need some summer jams to play while you drive down the coast in your convertible with your hair flying behind you perfectly in the wind? Well… here you go.  (Flavorwire)

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