Topic: Robert Pattinson

2013′s Most Believable Celebrity Fakelationships

2013's Most Believable Celebrity Fakelationships

I know you’ve all been stressing about what to get me for Christmas, so I wanted to set your minds at ease and tell you what it is I really want: more celebrity fakelationships. There’s nothing I love more in the whole world than a coupla famous people platonically snuggling up to each other in hopes that the internet buys it, so here’s hoping that publicists work just as hard in 2014 as they did in 2013. More »

15 Celebs I Thought Were Hot Until They Opened Their Mouths

15 Celebs I Thought Were Hot Until They Opened Their Mouths

Do you ever have that thing where you’re totally into a someone before you’ve even met them? They’re so hot that you think to yourself, “That human person is such an ideal specimen that there is absolutely no way we won’t be perfect for one another.” Well I do that all the time, except with celebrities. And here are all the people who have let me down by opening their mouths and ruining everything. More »

14 Couples Who Acted Together Before Breaking Up

14 Couples Who Acted Together Before Breaking Up

The nice thing about celebrity couples filming together is that it preserves the state of a relationship when it was in its glory days. Since Hollywood relationships tend to end much more quickly than regular ones, it’s nice to have a portrait of better times, neatly presented in a two-hour-ish package, complete with flattering lighting, hilariously dated costumes, and ideally, an intriguing storyline. More »

Robert Pattinson Doesn’t Get Roles Because He Doesn’t Have Talent A Six Pack

Robert Pattinson Doesn't Get Roles Because He Doesn't Have Talent A Six Pack

Oh Robert Pattinson, you sweet sweet treasure. Aren’t you just the most precious thing ever, opening your mouth and making silly words come out of it? It’s adorable that you think you’re missing out on parts because you don’t crush it out at the gym on a regular basis and not because of a suspicious lack of talent at doing anything besides brooding and sparkling in the sun. More »