Topic: Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson Is Back In Our Lives, And The First Thing He Wants To Talk About Is Erotic Spitting

Robert Pattinson Is Back In Our Lives, And The First Thing He Wants To Talk About Is Erotic Spitting

Friends, I’m a little (okay, a lot) worried about Robert Pattinson right now. I feel like he’s been out of our lives for so long it’s like he only existed in the stories of anonymous sources and reports speculating that he and Kristen Stewart are still in luuurve. But he’s still an actual person who exists, and his appearance last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live to promote his movie The Rover reminded me that he’s also a weird person. Very weird. More »