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I hope that if he’s remembered for one thing, it’s his ability to turn his brutal assault on his girlfriend into a neverending parade of PR for himself. More
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I hope that if he’s remembered for one thing, it’s his ability to turn his brutal assault on his girlfriend into a neverending parade of PR for himself. More
Attention, everyone! Rihanna has been struck down! Struck down, I tell you, by the unforgiving supervillain who goes by the name of ‘Laryngitis’. He creeps into your vocal chords while you sleep and rattles around opening windows and beating the chalk dust out of tiny erasers, and all of a sudden you wake up in the morning and you can’t sing or talk! More
Chris Brown is collaborating with Wiz Khalifa and Sean Kingston on a new song, and this is bad news for several reasons. A. Every time Chris works with someone new, it’s just one more person for me to lose respect for and B. the song is called ‘Beat It’. Seriously. More
I have no doubt that every member of Team Breezy is chomping at the bit to comment on this post and tell me what a waste of oxygen and laptop power I am, but seriously…can we all acknowledge that Chris Brown is like, moments away from doing something drastic again? More
Chris must have realized that he hadn’t sufficiently convinced everyone what a disgusting person he is, because early Thursday morning he grabbed the mic from a DJ at the Emerson Theatre and shared a few life lessons about women and relationships which we can only assume he has applied to his always charming relationship with Rihanna, the possible future mother of his children. More
I want you to ask yourself something. Look down right now. How many pairs of pants are you wearing? If you are wearing pants, you’re probably only wearing one pair, right? Well, I’ve got news for you, single-pantser. You’re not cool. The cool kids are wearing two pairs of pants these days. More
Welp, Ella-Paige Roberts-Clarke just covered a song by Justin Bieber, the guy she’s supposedly dating. So I guess we’re not going for the ‘discreet’ angle, huh? More
While I love, love, love waking up every day and reading the headlines. I hate, hate, hate seeing the same celebrity rumors over and over again. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for spreading news that might not be true if it’s new. But I just can’t handle it when it’s the same rumor rehashed day after day after day. More
Isn’t it funny how every time you start to regain a little faith in humanity, the neverending saga of Rihanna and Chris Brown snaps you right back to reality again? Yeah. Great, isn’t it? More
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In case you missed last night’s episode, let me run through it for you. If it sounds familiar, it’s because it’s literally ripped from the headlines. So before you ask, no, this wasn’t a rerun. It’s just a condensed version of the Rihanna and Chris Brown anti-love story that we’ve all come to hate. More
In a recent interview with Satan himself (waiting my fact-checkers to fact-check this one), Chris Brown talks about the terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad day he once had in 2009. Rihanna was there. Maybe. He can’t remember, because the no-goodness happened to him. More
Sorry Team Breezy, looks this story won’t be told from your point of view. More
Today marks the quarter-centennial of one of the most important entertainers of our time, Robyn Rihanna Fenty. No matter what you think of her music, you have to admit she’s done quite a bit to take the American pop scene from an only moderately slutty landscape of first kisses and bubblegum to a blatantly sexual place full of kinky relations, bad boyfriends and bottle service. I’m also willing to bet the vast majority of Americans have a favorite Rihanna song, whether or not they will admit to it. In recognition of this wonderful young woman and everything she has done for us, I present: What Your Favorite Rihanna Song Says About You. More
In case you and Crushable don’t share the hobby of keeping constant tabs on celebrity Instagram accounts, let me catch you up on something you should know: Rihanna really really likes marijuana. So much so that someone (we’re assuming Chris Brown) gave her a whole plant of it for Valentine’s Day. More