Shannon Tweed married her longtime boyfriend Gene Simmons over the weekend, in an event to be televised on Gene Simmons Family Jewels. When I first heard Gene was getting married, my dumb brain thought I was hearing about Richard Simmons, and I was like, “What?! Dude’s getting married… to a lady?” But no, Gene Simmons is the guy from KISS, and he’s aggressively heterosexual. So much so that he’s been openly cheating on Shannon, with whom he he has two kids, for years. So maybe marrying Richard Simmons wouldn’t be such a bad idea after all. Here are 7 reasons why she should probably do that instead: More
Richard Simmons is pretty well known for the wacky ways he tries to “energize” people to get off their asses and exercise. Lately, those methods include wearing brightly colored tutus. Click through for a few more! More
Workout guru Richard Simmons appears in this air safety video for Air New Zealand. It is important to know how to fasten your seatbelt and what to do if the plane crashes, but all this video does is make me want to hide under the seat in front of me. More
ARGH. I didn’t realize that Richard Simmons was still running around creating havoc in his silky short shorts and Bozo the Clown hair, not to mention the red scoopneck tank tops. And the exercising MADNESS! And that VOICE! After watching … More
Do NOT click on this one. I’m warning you, it’s really horrible. Terrifying! DON’T DO IT!