‘Tis the season for the big ramp-up before the 87-part reunion where everyone on Real Housewives Of New Jersey is making up, breaking up and basically being in denial about everything. More
And by vacation, I of course mean combined therapy retreat. Because why just take a Real Housewives Of New Jersey vacation when you could also get to the root of the “I hate you, but you’re family” problem? Here are some key steps to ensure that you too can have the best and most all-inclusive (and insane) family vacation a la Gorga/Giudice. More
If you can’t get to the root of your crazy and have tried several times to
bitchslap make up with your only brother, then logically the next best thing is to go on an expensive retreat. Cause at least then you’ll be on vacation while you’re in denial. More
With Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga on RHONJ…I’m aaaaalways waiting for the other 5-inch glittered stiletto to drop. Nothing is ever by chance…or if it happens to be unscripted by the genius that is Andy Cohen, then some evil minion is always there to make sure that everyone knows that it’s definitely not by chance. And so it goes with the infamous sister-in-laws who can’t ever seem to attend a family function without major drama. More
All the ingredients and tips for throwing the best possible Real Housewives dinner party, complete with champagne-flinging and screaming arguments. More
With the new show Made In Jersey premiering tonight, why not point your face at a television and absorb some true facts about the Dirty Jerz? Who has time for books or the internet anymore? More
When we meet back up with The Real Housewives of New Jersey, they are all suffering further in their RV road trip. Everyone still hates the idea of camping, but for the most part the women are enjoying themselves. More
Last week’s episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey left us wondering what would happen to the friendship of Teresa Giudice and Jacqueline Laurita. It left off on a very blurry note with finals words said (Caroline and Jacqueline both saying they needed their space) and Teresa giving kisses. I was confused and frustrated with the lack of clarity on what exactly happened after the fight on the back porch.
One of my favorite things about reality TV are the overdramatized fights. Many reality stars have gotten in famous battles on their respective shows, but no one knows how to throw a crazy stare like Teresa Giudice. Last week, when suddenly bombarded by a stern Caroline Manzo, Teresa gave us one of the most hilarious facial expressions of the entire series. It was like the Ghost of Christmas Past had just appeared to show Teresa her messed-up childhood. More
I don’t know about you guys, but there always seems to be a villain in every television show, movie, book, story, life, etc. Villains are what make the stories exciting and dramatic. Even Bravo’s The Real Housewives of New Jersey has a villain and her name is Teresa Giudice. Everyone seems to be either hurt, saddened, or angry because of something Teresa did or didn’t do.
Something that I have always noticed about these shows is that the husbands are sometimes way more interesting than the men. I find myself more fixated on their actions and opinions than the real “stars” of the show. Joe Giudice is no exception. More
I watch Real Housewives of New Jersey for the same twisted reason I watch Toddlers & Tiaras and Dance Moms. There’s something oddly satisfying about watching horrible parents attempt to raise their children on reality TV. More
Think for a moment about how often a healthy couple talks about their sex lives. Now think about how often Joe Gorga talks about his sex life with his wife Melissa. It’s about 1000 times more. More
If you put a gun to my head, I would have to say the Real Housewives of New Jersey are my favorite group of clinically insane women. Mostly because Teresa Giudice is probably the one holding the gun. More