Topic: RHOM Season 2

Marysol Tells Us What Really Happened To Elsa Patton’s Face

Finally, in her daughter Marysol Patton‘s own words, what really happened to Elsa Patton‘s face. Poor Mama Elsa. More »

The Real Housewives Of Miami Done Lost Their Minds At The Reunion Last Night

I think someone told The Real Housewives of Miami that they’re the least watched show, because they officially lost their minds at the reunion last night. More »

Real Housewives Of Miami Finale: Next Season Better Have Double The Elsa Patton

The Real Housewives of Miami didn’t have quite enough Elsa Patton this season, so here are some excellent GIFs to make up for it. More »

Real Housewives Of Miami: I’m On Team Lea Black

In the fight between Miami Housewives Marysol Patton and Lea Black over who dropped the ball in their professional relationship, I’m gonna have to side with Lea. More »

Real Housewives Of Miami: Karent Sierra And The Knights Of The Ambush Table

Now that they’ve got her isolated and vulnerable in The Bahamas, the Real Housewives of Miami are ready to ambush Karent Sierra with the news that Rodolfo is cheating on her. More »

There Isn’t A Single Normal Relationship On The Real Housewives Of Miami

From Joanna Krupa‘s five year engagement to Romain, to Ana Quincoces being best friends with her ex-husband Robert, there isn’t a single normal relationship on The Real Housewives of Miami. More »

Real Housewives Of Miami: Who Is Thomas Kramer?

Who the hell is this guy screaming at his dinner guests and kicking people out of his home? Meet Thomas Kramer, from last night’s The Real Housewives of Miami. More »

Real Housewives Of Miami: Mama Elsa Patton Lays The Smackdown On…Well, Everybody

Hold on to your rubber Muppet faces, folks, because Mama Elsa Patton came out swinging in last night’s episode of The Real Housewives of Miami. More »

You Can’t Call Karent Sierra A Media Whore When You’re All On A Reality Show Together

The other ladies on The Real Housewives of Miami think Karent Sierra is annoying because she’s a media whore. But then what does that make you, ladies? You’re all on the same reality show together… More »

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Are The Real Housewives Of Miami Catty, Or Is Karent Sierra That Annoying?

I haven’t seen enough of this season of The Real Housewives of Miami yet to know whether Karent Sierra is that annoying, or if the other girls are just bitches. I’m guessing both. More »

Real Housewives Of Miami: I Bet You $10 That Joanna And Romain Don’t Get Married

On The Real Housewives of Miami last night, Joanna Krupa got so drunk at her fiancee, Romain Zago, that I don’t know if they’re still engaged. More »

Let’s Ask A Surgeon — What’s Really Going On With Mama Elsa Patton‘s Face?

Speculation is all well and good, but wouldn’t you like to go into tonight’s episode of The Real Housewives of Miami medically informed as to what precisely has gone wrong with Elsa Patton‘s face? I know I would. More »

My First Impressions Of The Real Housewives Of Miami

The second season of The Real Housewives of Miami premiered last night, and here are my first impressions of all the ladies, new and old. More »