Topic: reviews

How To Explain The Hobbit To A Non-Nerd

How To Explain The Hobbit To A Non-Nerd

Based on how much I disliked the first movie, I can’t say that I was particularly looking forward to The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug. But I was wrong, and now anyone who slept or vomited through the first one has a bunch of catching up to do, and I’m here to help with a non-nerd plot summary for the whole damn thing. More »

5 Reasons Paranoia Is Unintentionally Hilarious

5 Reasons Paranoia Is Unintentionally Hilarious

No one was more pumped than I was to see Paranoia, the new tech-thriller that stars the likes of Liam Hemsworth, Harrison Ford, Amber Heard, and Gary Oldman. So you can imagine my surprise when I realized that this movie isn’t at all what I’d hoped it would be. What it wants to be is the kind of movie that has your eyes darting back and forth across the screen, just narrowly keeping up with everything. What it actually is, is one of the most unexpectedly comedic movies that I have ever seen. Here are five reasons why. More »