Topic: rehab

Um, Did We Know That Zac Efron Was In Rehab?

Um, Did We Know That Zac Efron Was In Rehab?

I see what you’re doing, incredibly canny publicists of Zac Efron. You’re trying to drop info bombs about him at 5:00pm on a Tuesday so they slip through the cracks tonight and are buried by more recent occurrences tomorrow and never get reported on. Well nice try, because I’m still at the Crushable offices finishing up a cake truffle. (This is the face of journalism.) More »

Lindsay Lohan Is Back To Hanging Out With Her Old Drug Friends, Ruh-Roh

Lindsay Lohan Is Back To Hanging Out With Her Old Drug Friends, Ruh-Roh

Please don’t do this to me, Lindsay Lohan. Please don’t embarrass me in front of all my friends and colleagues. I have this reputation that I gifted myself with inside of my own head, and it entails me being pretty great at reading people. According to me, I’m a grade-A professional at predicting human behavior, and if I say that Lindsay might really make a go of it as a sober Lohan after her sixth rehab stay, then goddamnit, it’s a real possibility. More »

Lindsay’s Been Advised To Stay In Rehab Longer, Which Really Complicates Her Outfit Rotation

Lindsay's Been Advised To Stay In Rehab Longer, Which Really Complicates Her Outfit Rotation

When Lindsay Lohan first started her 90-day rehab sentence, I’m pretty sure most of us were thinking she’d just go in, sit in her room for a few minutes, and then promptly waltz out. But now it looks like Lindsay might stay in rehab even longer than the 90 days she was sentenced to, at least if Cliffside Malibu (the facility she’s currently gracing with her presence, in case you’ve been having trouble keeping track) has anything to say about it. More »

Matthew Perry Filmed Most Of Friends ‘Painfully Hungover’, Turns Out

Matthew Perry Filmed Most Of Friends 'Painfully Hungover', Turns Out

In news that will starkly divide your kid self from your adult self, Matthew Perry has just revealed that he was ‘painfully hungover’ for much of the filming of Friends. I mean I already knew that he was addicted to pain pills for a substantial period, but I guess I just decided that it didn’t affect Friends, because that was a thing that was important to me (as embarrassing as that is), and the Chandler Bing that I knew and loved would never be so cavalier with something like that. More »

Farrah Abraham Checked Herself Into Rehab Because ‘Hey, Look At Me!’

Farrah Abraham Checked Herself Into Rehab Because 'Hey, Look At Me!'

I wish I could go back in time to three months ago when I didn’t know Farrah Abraham’s name yet. Back to a simpler age when she was just one of the faces in the Teen Mom crowd, before I saw her having abrupt anal with James Deen and then listened to her pretend that it was a leaked sex tape that she never intended to be released and not a full-blown (pun intended) porn. More »