Topic: rehab

Demi Lovato Gives A Speech About Her Rehab Stay That Warms My Grinch-y Heart

Demi Lovato Gives A Speech About Her Rehab Stay That Warms My Grinch-y Heart

After all the negative feelings I got out of my system about Marilyn Monroe yesterday, I really needed someone to lift my spirits, y’know? A real world role model who could restore my faith in humanity’s ability to rise above addiction and take help that was offered. Maybe a talented young woman confronting her problems head on and taking the necessary steps to get herself back on track. Someone like Demi Lovato. More »

Lindsay Lohan Continues Her Rehab Tour Of America By Checking Into A New Facility

Lindsay Lohan Continues Her Rehab Tour Of America By Checking Into A New Facility

According to TMZ, she’s checked out of Betty Ford and has entered Cliffside rehab facility in Malibu, which was apparently approved by all the important people who approve these things, like the judge and lawyers involved in the case. Michael Lohan didn’t even have to wear a fake mustache and an orderly uniform and wheel Lindsay out on a breakfast cart. Just “Yeah, sure, go ahead.” More »

We’re Cool If Lindsay Lohan Invites Her Dealer To Rehab, Right?

We're Cool If Lindsay Lohan Invites Her Dealer To Rehab, Right?

I want to make sure I understand the concept of rehab correctly. It’s a really fun place that you get to go after you do things wrong a bunch of times in a row. You can’t bring all your drugs with you there, just your favorite ones, and even though the bad people tell you to stay in there the whole time, it’s widely known that you can come and go as you please. Right? No? More »

It’s Been Two Weeks, So It’s Time For Michael Lohan To Break Lindsay Out Of Rehab

It's Been Two Weeks, So It's Time For Michael Lohan To Break Lindsay Out Of Rehab

Um, has anyone noticed that Lindsay Lohan hasn’t been around lately? I know she’s in a mandatory ninety-day rehab program and all that, but this is LiLo we’re talking about. No walls can contain her, no judge can sentence her, no SCRAM bracelet can hold her down. She’s our very own Hot Mess Superhero, impervious to all recovery tactics. So where has she been? More »

Don’t Worry, Guys — Lindsay Lohan Has Only Done Coke Four Times

Don't Worry, Guys -- Lindsay Lohan Has Only Done Coke Four Times

With Lindsay Lohan finally nestled up all snug in her rehab bed, I bet you’d like to read some quotes from the last interview she gave before she went in there, right? It’ll probably be just chock full of honest regrets and statements from the heart, the kind of thing that will leave me with a grudging respect for her and everything she’s gone through to get to this point. Orrrrr not. More »

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