Topic: reality tv

Desiree Hartsock’s Brother Says She Totes Settled For Chris, And I’m Like, ‘Duh’

Desiree Hartsock's Brother Says She Totes Settled For Chris, And I'm Like, 'Duh'

Welcome back to the media, Nate Hartsock, bad boy brother of Desiree Hartsock! I’ve missed you terribly in the many months since you helped Sean Lowe decide to eliminate Des on the last season of The Bachelor, and the slightly less many months since you appeared on the storied ninth season of The Bachelorette to half-heartedly attempt to whip up some ratings. Do you have any inappropriate gossip for us? You do?? Great. More »

The Bachelorette: 15 Unanswered Questions From The Men Tell All

The Bachelorette: 15 Unanswered Questions From The Men Tell All

Last night on The Bachelorette was the Men Tell All episode. On the one hand, it means we have to listen to two hours of these guys trying to vie for enough screen time to be the next Bachelor, but on the other hand, it means we’re one week closer to being done with Desiree Hartsock and her increasingly cloying behaviors and references to this whole thing being ‘a fairytale’. It’s the little things. More »

Heidi Klum Made A Naked Project Runway Ad Too Scandalous For LA

Heidi Klum Made A Naked Project Runway Ad Too Scandalous For LA

Congratulations to whichever middle-aged, white male executive it was over at Lifetime who came up with this promotional campaign, because you effectively just put Project Runway back on the map. Lately some of the luster has been fading from the franchise, with viewership dropping steadily with each new season’s premiere, so what’s a great way to spice things up and get people talking about it again? Create a naked print ad so scandalous that Los Angeles can’t even display it in public. More »

That Idiot On Big Brother Thinks Racism Is Okay Because People Call Her ‘Barbie’

That Idiot On Big Brother Thinks Racism Is Okay Because People Call Her 'Barbie'

I’ve always been of the opinion that reality television shows are one of the greatest anthropological tools at our disposal in the modern age, but even I was unprepared for some of the gems coming out of the fifteenth season of Big Brother right now. Yesterday we caught you up on the racism controversy that’s swirling around several members of the cast, and now we have an update for you on one of the ringleaders, current housemate Aaryn Gries. More »

Big Brother‘s Getting Pretty Racist This Season — Let Me Catch You Up

Big Brother's Getting Pretty Racist This Season -- Let Me Catch You Up

Move over, Paula Deen, there are some new racists in town! As someone who doesn’t regularly waste my own time…I mean watch Big Brother, I wasn’t aware that there were some pretty huge bigots on it. And in case you also have a job or hobbies or aren’t in college anymore, I figure you might not have been watching either, so let’s catch up on this controversy together, shall we? More »

Real World: Portland — What’s Marlon’s Big Secret?

Real World: Portland -- What's Marlon's Big Secret?

Last night’s episode of Real World: Portland was called ‘Hot Air Jordan’, which I thought at first meant they’d be eating chili out of giant sneakers, but which in reality meant that roommate Jordan was full of hot air. And a lot of it. He seems to need to be right all the time, and with the larger-than-life personalities in the house, that can become a little…explosive. More »