Topic: reality tv

Real World: Portland — Get Ready For Our Live Chat With Marlon And Jordan!

Alright everyone, it’s time for our very last installment of live chats, with Jordan and Marlon finally coming by to take their turns in the hot seat. More »

Real World: Portland — Everybody Makes Up Except Ana And Her Terrible Boyfriend

Last night on The Real World: Portland was the night of everyone apologizing to each other, unless you happen to be Anastasia and your boyfriend Mark is visiting, in which case it was the night of making me incredibly uncomfortable on national television with your toxic relationship. More »

The Real World: Portland — Everybody Hates Jess

I hope The Real World: Portland is almost over, because this cast’s antics are getting more annoying than entertaining. Jessica in particularly is really getting on my last nerve, which is a feeling I seem to share with the rest of the roommates. This was really not her episode. More »

Model Employee Premiered Last Night & Tried To Make Us Hate All Models

Last night Model Employee premiered on VH1. The show is a reality competition sort of like America’s Next Top Model meets… Undercover Boss? I’ve never seen Undercover Boss but there were literally undercover bosses on Model Employee‘s first episode, so I think this description is pretty accurate. More »

Real World: Portland — What’s Marlon’s Big Secret?

Last night’s episode of Real World: Portland was called ‘Hot Air Jordan’, which I thought at first meant they’d be eating chili out of giant sneakers, but which in reality meant that roommate Jordan was full of hot air. And a lot of it. He seems to need to be right all the time, and with the larger-than-life personalities in the house, that can become a little…explosive. More »

The Guys On Dukes Of Melrose Are The Odd Couple Of Fashion

Dukes Of Melrose is a new reality TV show about fashion that premiered last night on Bravo, and let me tell you, it is working pretty pretty pretty hard at finding a coherent theme for itself other than just ‘money money spending money’. More »

Kanye West Teaches Kim Kardashian To Appreciate Privacy All Over The Cover Of L’Officiel Hommes

Dating Kanye West has been great for Kim Kardashian. In addition to helping her dress better and getting her into cool fashion events, Kanye West has taught Kim Kardashian the value of privacy and boundaries. For evidence, I present to you this photo of Kim and Kanye enjoying a private moment together in the intimate confines of the cover of a major fashion magazine. More »

Here Is A Disgusting Preview Clip From Ke$ha’s New MTV Reality Show My Crazy Beautiful Life

Do not click here if you do not want to see our most honest celebrity baby birding a cannoli into various men’s mouths. More »

It’s Paris Hilton’s Birthday So Let’s Remember That She Started The ‘Famous For Being Famous’ Trend

I think we all owe Paris Hilton a long, overdue apology for completely forgetting about her and her pioneering efforts when it comes to being famous for no respectable reason. What better day to take a moment to commemorate her than her birthday? More »

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The Gypsy Sisters Give Us Exactly What We Need: More Gypsy And More West Virginia

Last night’s premiere of TLC’s Gypsy Sisters gave us exactly what TV is starving for. MORE GYPSIES! Oh rapture! The weddings were not enough, and I need more footage of these people existing. So thank God for you, TLC, and your terrible gift that melds backcountry with gypsy with housewife. More »

ABC Is Casting A New Reality Show Based On HBO’s Girls, Looks Promisingly Trashy

When I first read that there was a casting call for a new reality show based on Girls, my first thought was “You know what this show is missing? A Jon Gosselin connection.” If you thought the same thing, fear not little birds! More »

TLC’s Welcome To Myrtle Manor Is The Quirky Trailer Park Show You’ve Always Dreamed Of

In the words of Stefon, this show has everything: family businesses, trucker hats, turtle hunting, man boobs, jingle-writing, and a witch. Just to name a few. More »

June Shannon Loses Over 100 lbs The Normal Hollywood Starlet Way

On the first season of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, “Mama” June Shannon joined her daughters in trying to lose a bit of weight. She didn’t lose any at the time, and she seemed pretty okay with it. She must have doubled down on her efforts, though, because a new TMZ report says she’s lost over 100 lbs since America first met her, dropping from 365lbs to 263. Impressive! More »

The Wanted Gets E! Reality Show Before One Direction — The Plot Thickens!

Attention teenage girls! (And I guess everybody else can read this too.) The ever-epic war between boy bands The Wanted and One Direction just found a new battlefield — and it’s called E! British quintet The Wanted just landed a reality show on the network before British quintet One Direction. Dun dun duuun. More »

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