Topic: Real Housewives of New Jersey

The Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Dissection of Melissa Gorga’s On Display

The Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Dissection of Melissa Gorga's On Display
"Got me feeling all of these feelings and it's driving me insane"
"Cause I'm on display, on display, on display. Each and everyday, everyday, everyday"
"Everybody's waiting on me to fall. Everybody's waiting on me to crawl."
"But I'm a fighter, I'm a tiger, I can figure it out."
"Slander my name in all the papers that's what you wanna do, but you keep watching, I'll keep glowing that's what I'll do for you."

If I know one thing about The Real Housewives series, it’s the these women love to start mediocre singing careers. From the Countess Luanne of New York to Kim Zolciak of Atlanta, these women use autotune (and their fifteen minutes) to their full advantage. What better way to get even more attention from your reality TV series than to release a “hit” single? Something must have worked for these women because here I am writing about it, so you win, Bravo. More »

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Teresa Giudice Makes Hilarious Angry Faces

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Teresa Giudice Makes Hilarious Angry Faces
1. Table-Flipping Teresa
2. Drugged-Out Teresa
3. Bug-Eyed Teresa
4. Open-Mouthed Teresa
5. Spa Day Teresa

One of my favorite things about reality TV are the overdramatized fights. Many reality stars have gotten in famous battles on their respective shows, but no one knows how to throw a crazy stare like Teresa Giudice. Last week, when suddenly bombarded by a stern Caroline Manzo, Teresa gave us one of the most hilarious facial expressions of the entire series. It was like the Ghost of Christmas Past had just appeared to show Teresa her messed-up childhood. More »

In the Great Battle of Gorga v. Giudice on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Albie Manzo Steals the Show

In the Great Battle of Gorga v. Giudice on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Albie Manzo Steals the Show

This is clearly the episode wherein Bravo presents us with the roles that the various RHONJ families are going to play in the coming season. The Manzo women have “health diagnoses” – Caroline’s menopause and Lauren’s weight. Jacqueline and Chris Laurita have perma-brat Ashley Holmes, as always. The Wakiles are the boring-but-trying-really-hard-to-be-interesting family. But above all, it’s Gorga v. Giudice. So who won in last night’s episode? Albie Manzo. More »

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