Topic: Real Housewives of New Jersey

The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Reasons Why Joe Gorga Should Be in the Magic Mike Sequel

The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Reasons Why Joe Gorga Should Be in the Magic Mike Sequel

If you haven’t heard of Magic Mike or The Real Housewives of New Jersey, I feel so sorry for you. Chances are if you’re reading this, you are familiar with both of these amazing sources of entertainment and want to know just what I am actually talking about. Now hear me out, we all know that Joe Gorga loves sex. He loves to be naked. He loves to strip. He loves to walk around without a shirt on. Why was he not cast in Magic Mike?! I can only assume that he has seen the movie and whispered to his wife the whole time, “I could do that!” More »

The Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Dissection of Melissa Gorga’s On Display

The Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Dissection of Melissa Gorga's On Display

If I know one thing about The Real Housewives series, it’s the these women love to start mediocre singing careers. From the Countess Luanne of New York to Kim Zolciak of Atlanta, these women use autotune (and their fifteen minutes) to their full advantage. What better way to get even more attention from your reality TV series than to release a “hit” single? Something must have worked for these women because here I am writing about it, so you win, Bravo. More »

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Teresa Giudice Makes Hilarious Angry Faces

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Teresa Giudice Makes Hilarious Angry Faces

One of my favorite things about reality TV are the overdramatized fights. Many reality stars have gotten in famous battles on their respective shows, but no one knows how to throw a crazy stare like Teresa Giudice. Last week, when suddenly bombarded by a stern Caroline Manzo, Teresa gave us one of the most hilarious facial expressions of the entire series. It was like the Ghost of Christmas Past had just appeared to show Teresa her messed-up childhood. More »