Topic: Real Housewives of Miami

The 23 Grossest Moments From Last Night’s Real Housewives Of Miami, With Photos

The 23 Grossest Moments From Last Night's Real Housewives Of Miami, With Photos

I understand that reality TV is unpredictable and everything, but there are some things I expect to be safe from viewing when I sit down to watch Real Housewives Of Miami. I’m ready for fun in the sun, wedding planning, and the occasional outburst, but I found myself wholly unprepared to see Romain and Joanna’s foreplay and Lenny’s post liposuction bruising. SO GROSS. More »

The 15 Most Honest Moments On The Real Housewives Of Miami Last Night

The 15 Most Honest Moments On The Real Housewives Of Miami Last Night

I get that the whole point of The Real Housewives Of Miami is to encourage these ladies toward fabricating drama, and I’ll be bamboozled if I don’t really enjoy watching it. But when I enjoy watching even more are those precious moments where something real and honest slips through — a nugget of truth that a Housewife maybe didn’t even realize she said. Those are worth wading through a whole hour of fake drama to find. More »

How To: Know Which Real Housewives Franchise Is Best For You

How To: Know Which Real Housewives Franchise Is Best For You

There are a lot of Real Housewives shows out there these days. Six to be exact, if you don’t count the international spin-offs. Things can get overwhelming when it comes to choosing the right Real Housewives for you. So, to help all of you lost souls out there, here’s my foolproof guide to finding out which Real Housewives series is best for you based on the type of excuse you’d want to give if someone caught you watching it. More »

Andy Cohen Says Bravo is Done Casting New Cities for ‘Real Housewives’

Andy Cohen Says Bravo is Done Casting New Cities for 'Real Housewives'

Bravo’s Executive Vice President of Original Programming & Development (and adorable Watch What Happens Live host) Andy Cohen, recently told OK! magazine that Real Housewives of Miami will likely be the last new city added to the series. He said, “I really feel like we’re done.” When OK! asked if Miami would be the last new city, Andy said, “Yeah.” More »

‘Real Housewives Of Miami’ Doll Recap: Rick Ross Rides Again

'Real Housewives Of Miami' Doll Recap: Rick Ross Rides Again

After last week’s episode, the ladies make up for a lackluster pilot by viciously criticizing anything and everything under the sweltering Miami sun. Adriana complains about Larsa and Cristy hating on her for taking the cat walk during last week’s episode. “I did it like a pro,” she proclaims. Her boyfriend Frederic thinks the ladies are just jealous, which Adriana explains that Cristy and Larsa are simply immature high school backstabbers. Frederic is too busy staring at her boobs to actually respond, but you know in his heart he completely agrees. More »

‘Real Housewives of Miami’ Star Elsa Patton’s Before and After Plastic Surgery Pics

'Real Housewives of Miami' Star Elsa Patton's Before and After Plastic Surgery Pics

Bravo’s newest Real Housewives franchise, Real Housewives of Miami, premiered last Tuesday, to mixed reviews. I’m still not sure how I feel about it; it seems like a lot of the women are too guarded, and watch what they say, which can be a death sentence to Real Housewives. I’m just hoping we don’t have another Real Housewives of D.C. on our hands. More »