This is probably the best news of the day, and it’s barely lunchtime. AshleyMadison.com, the “married dating service,” has landed on the best possible cheating celebrity to serve as their “brand manager”: David Boreanaz. You’ll remember that earlier this week David told the media that his 2010 affair with Rachel Uchitel actually strengthened his marriage to wife Jaime Bergman because they were able to build upon the bad experience together. More
Topic: Rachel Uchitel
This week, former Real Housewives of DC cast member Michaele Salahi was booted from Vh1′s Celebrity Rehab when it was revealed she wasn’t addicted to anything (except, possibly, famewhoring). While it seems like Celebrity Rehab did the right thing by kicking out someone who wasn’t genuine, they’ve kept people on in the past for the same thing. Last season, former Tiger Woods and David Boreanaz mistress Rachel Uchitel claimed that she was addicted to love (somebody cue Robert Palmer!) and that going into rehab helped her hide out from the press, who was “lynching” her. She spent the entire season sucking up air time and space that could have been better devoted to actual addicts like Jason Davis and Leif Garrett. More
just days away from the New Year, and that means it’s time to break out those resolutions and hold on tight for as many months (or weeks, days, or hours) as possible. So what have folks like Adrienne Maloof, Miley Cyrus and Rachel Uchitel resolved to improve in the New Year? Here’s a round-up of the best and worst:
• Jesus Christ, Lindsay Lohan. We knew we shouldn’t have given you your license back. How many days has it been since your last “incident” before you clip a mother walking her stroller with your SUV? (RadarOnline)
• Tiger Woods divorce is finalized and Elin Nordegren takes $100 million… (NYDN)
• Just as mistress Rachel Uchitel buys herself a $2 million New York condo. (TMZ)
• How much would you pay for Pittsburgh Steeler Troy Polamalu‘s hair? Cuz one strand is currently for sale on Ebay. (Lemondrop)
• Wait…was it Kate Bosworth who cheated on Alexander Skarsgard? Apparently she wasn’t quite over former flame Orlando Bloom. (Perez Hilton)
• Right before her hosting of the VMAs, Chelsea Handler has split from Animal Planet’s Dave Salmoni.
A leaked script for Miley Cyrus‘ upcoming film LOL: Laughing Out Loud reveals that Miley’s teenage character has sex, smokes pot, kisses girls and flashes her Brazilian to her mom, played by Demi Moore. (Hollywood Life)
Lourdes was spotted wearing an wristband emblazoned with a non-subtle marijuana leaf. (Radar)
Jeremy London denies having an affair with Rachel Uchitel in Celebrity Rehab. Not under Dr. Drew‘s watch! (People)
Heidi has confirmed her sex tape exists, and now she’s getting down to business to get paid for it. (TMZ)
Blind Item: Which former A-list actor is cheating on his wife, who makes him carry a tracking device so she knows where he is at all times? His assistant holds on to the device while said former A-list actor cheats. (Crazy Days And Nights)
The party guests wanted “mellow,” but SamRo decided to go all techno on them. (Page Six)
Anna Paquin shows off her sparkler. (UK Daily Mail)
Today is a sad day at Crushable HQ: Our wildly talented, stylish, funny, beloved intern Hillary Reinsberg is leaving us to return for her senior year at the University of Pennsylvania. As tribute, we present just a few of her greatest hits. More
Says Laurence Fishburne‘s estranged porn-star daughter Montana: “Being in an adult film is not a big deal to me. It’s something I always wanted to do. I have always been comfortable in my body and with my sexuality.” (People) Laurence’s … More
With news that Rachel Uchitel is signed up for Celebrity Rehab and out of the mix for Celebrity Apprentice, there’s lots to catch up. on Here’s a handy refresher course to all things Rachel.
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Ali says of the finale: “Sometimes the right thing is the hardest thing to do, and it’s definitely hard to hurt somebody. No matter what happens in the end, I hurt somebody.” Please elaborate, Ali: Chris or Roberto? (People) Ali … More
Leif Garrett and Jason Wahler join Celebrity Rehab – Nice. Along with famed whore Rachel Uchitel, Janice Dickinson, and Jeremy London, the addition of a guy whose claim to fame was that Behind the Music episode and some tertiary character from The Hills almost makes up for the fact Dr. Drew Pinsky couldn’t get Lindsay Lohan. (via PopEater)
Rachel Uchitel May Join Celebrity Apprentice - You know, it’s actually classier to be known as the “mistress of Tiger Woods and David Boreanaz” than “reality show star for Donald Trump.” (via TMZ)
Gloria Allred has become a tabloid staple through representing people like Amber Frey in the Scott Peterson case in 2003, Britney Spears‘ ex-bodyguard and Tiger Woods‘ mistress Rachel Uchitel. But in her own words, most of the human rights and … More
Holy tween mob! The Biebs will bring fandemonium — and strategically styled hair — to NYC when he records his next album. This will be crazier than when Brangelina lived here for three weeks. (Page Six) A Washington Post journalist … More