A gallery of the competitors at the Rabbit Grand National in the UK in January… a.k.a. the Bunny Olympics! Watch ‘em jump and be adorable. More
• Members present: Energizer Bunny, Nesquik Bunny, Trix Rabbit, Playboy Bunny, Easter Bunny
• Meeting called to order at 8:10 P.M. Ten minutes were allowed for snacks and immediate trips to the bathroom.
• Motion to allow Bugs Bunny into the union, finally: Motion denied, 4 to 1 (Energizer just has a thing for stuttering.)
• Vote: Baby carrots or Budweiser for the next meeting? Verdict: Budweiser.
Address by union president Trix Rabbit:
Thank you all for coming out. As you know, these meetings can be kind of boring, especially with our rabbit’s attention spans, but it’s very important that we continue to stand together. Nesquik, I know it’s especially hard for you to leave the house after dark these days.
Nesquik Bunny: It’s the fucking diabetes. Exhausting.
I wouldn’t know. First off, I have some bad news. Frank, the rabbit from Donnie Darko has passed away. Auto-erotic asphyxiation, investigations of suicide. I hope you’ll all put aside your feelings about the film, whatever they may be, and send your condolences to Frank’s widow, Zsa Zsa Gabor. More
This is why forums like Reddit really exist, people: not to expose college girls doing porn, or start threads about Peaches Geldof doing heroin, but to serve as a community for people who happen to catch celebrities at bunny farms. Could this be a new meme? Jon Stewart looking annoyed around rabbits, then Sad Keanu shows up, and then maybe Russell Brand in a crazy outfit… More