Doug Hutchison is sick and tired of being called a child molester for marrying a 16-year-old, you guys. His marriage is legal in most US states, okay? More
So, this is fun. What started out as a cute (if rather run-of-the-mill) Reddit “ask me anything” sesh with Tom Hanks‘ youngest son Truman Hanks might have just uncovered the amusing posting history of his rapper/fameball/national treasure of an older brother, Chet Haze. More
Not you too, Nate Archibald! More
Last night’s Parks and Recreation brought the laugh lines once again. And this time, Amy Poehler gave not just one, but two top fivers to herself. Here are my five favorites, meme-i-fied for your recapping pleasure. (I realize each photo does not constitute a meme in and of itself, but I used Quickmeme to put words over pictures, so close enough.) More
Parks and Recreation is a very funny show. So funny, in fact, that it’s kind of pointless to try to recap it, as all the best jokes have already been made and it kills the humor to try to analyze them. So from now on, instead of recapping it, I’m going to distill the five best jokes from each episode into picture form for your admiring and sharing pleasure. Come along with me and re-live the magic, quickmeme by quickmeme. More
Does anyone care about Paris Hilton anymore? Well, if you’d asked me that question yesterday, I would have said “sure! Drag queens and a certain kitsch-appreciating type of fashion gay think she is FIERCE.” But that might be over with, thanks to some rather ignorant comments of hers that were secretly recorded in a taxi cab. More
Life is effed up and weird like that, sometimes. More
Each time I read an interview with Emma Watson, I marvel at how very normal she seems despite being one incredibly in-demand young lady. She dates non-famous dudes, she has moments of insecurity, and despite the Harry Potter movies’ massive success, she’s struggled as much as anyone with the question of what she wants to be when she grows up. More
Once again, Chris Brown has released a statement that completely confirms all the reasons it’s necessary to continue hating him. More
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Careful, Shia LaBeouf. Some people might get the wrong idea. More
What with retired porn star Jenna Jameson‘s liberal social attitudes, belief in women’s rights and work with PETA, she might seem like an unlikely supporter of Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney. But that’s exactly what she claimed to be at a San Francisco strip club last night. More
Breaking Bad‘s Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston are the subjects of Rolling Stone‘s August cover story, and judging from what’s been released so far, they spill so much hilarious and juicy info that I might consider buying the magazine for the first time since I was in high school. More
Yesterday, I spent a bit of time pondering the sex appeal of Lady Gaga. Despite her being a thin blonde chick in leotards, I’ve pretty much never heard her discussed as a sex symbol, and most of her fans seem to be gay men and straight women. I’m admittedly 99% straight, but I think she’s got a decent amount of hotness goin’ on, what with her slanted take on gender, her hot little body, and her intense, feral, “I’m a monster…no, I’m a motorcycle! Ride me! Grr!” schtick. Plus, I think her face is pretty in a character-laden, New York theater chick sort of way. (Does that sound mean? I don’t mean it to be!) In an effort to see if anyone wants to strip off her weird clothes and bone her, I asked people who are attracted to women if they think Lady Gaga is hot. Some of the answers were surprising; most were not. I’m starting to think I’m as bad as straight guys at assessing the attractiveness of people of my own gender. More
In a recent interview about her Emmy nominations, Lena Dunham said something surprisingly ignorant regarding the charges of nepotism her show has received. More