Topic: Quotes

The Five Best Lines From Last Night’s Parks And Recreation, In Picture Form

The Five Best Lines From Last Night's Parks And Recreation, In Picture Form

Parks and Recreation is a very funny show. So funny, in fact, that it’s kind of pointless to try to recap it, as all the best jokes have already been made and it kills the humor to try to analyze them. So from now on, instead of recapping it, I’m going to distill the five best jokes from each episode into picture form for your admiring and sharing pleasure. Come along with me and re-live the magic, quickmeme by quickmeme. More »

Straight Guys (And A Lesbian) Tell Us If They Find Lady Gaga Attractive

Straight Guys (And A Lesbian) Tell Us If They Find Lady Gaga Attractive

Yesterday, I spent a bit of time pondering the sex appeal of Lady Gaga. Despite her being a thin blonde chick in leotards, I’ve pretty much never heard her discussed as a sex symbol, and most of her fans seem to be gay men and straight women. I’m admittedly 99% straight, but I think she’s got a decent amount of hotness goin’ on, what with her slanted take on gender, her hot little body, and her intense, feral, “I’m a monster…no, I’m a motorcycle! Ride me! Grr!” schtick. Plus, I think her face is pretty in a character-laden, New York theater chick sort of way. (Does that sound mean? I don’t mean it to be!) In an effort to see if anyone wants to strip off her weird clothes and bone her, I asked people who are attracted to women if they think Lady Gaga is hot. Some of the answers were surprising; most were not. I’m starting to think I’m as bad as straight guys at assessing the attractiveness of people of my own gender. More »