Topic: Quotes

Nicholas Sparks Doesn’t Think It’s Possible To Write A Formulaic Love Story About Gay People

Nicholas Sparks Doesn't Think It's Possible To Write A Formulaic Love Story About Gay People

Nicholas Sparks has written quite a few sappy romance novels about straight white people, some of which have been turned into decent movies like The Notebook. But a lot of people thought his latest adaptation was pretty boring, so you’d think he might want to mix things up a little with the next one, say, by writing it about two people who are not straight and white. But he does not! And his reasons why are dubious at best. More »

Jemima Kirke Doesn’t Love Acting, Maybe Doesn’t Love Lena Dunham

Jemima Kirke Doesn't Love Acting, Maybe Doesn't Love Lena Dunham

Of all the people on Girls aspiring actresses should feel jealous of, Jemima Kirke is definitely the shining star. Unlike her fellow celebrity offspring Zosia Mamet and Allison Williams, she had never even thought about being actress let alone tried to be one pre-Girls, and the decision to take the role was something she made with all the excitement a normal person might apply towards choosing whether to watch The Real Housewives Of New York or The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills on any given night. More »

5 Things Lena Dunham’s Publicist Needs To Tell Her To Stop Saying In Interviews

5 Things Lena Dunham's Publicist Needs To Tell Her To Stop Saying In Interviews

The Lena Dunham media love and defensiveness fest continues today with a long, adoring cover story in Entertainment Weekly. Reading it, I can’t help thinking what interviews with her always make me think: for someone who is so smart about some things, Lena Dunham is really dumb about others. Namely: her own privilege, and not sounding like a huge asshole when discussing topics relating to it. You’d think her publicist would have pulled her aside and had a little talk with her by now, but clearly they haven’t, so I am going to do it for her. More »

Five Wacky Facts From Megan Fox’s Latest Esquire Profile

Five Wacky Facts From Megan Fox's Latest Esquire Profile

Hey kids! Want to know some wacky facts about everyone’s favorite frankenbabe, Megan Fox? You’re in luck, because Esquire just published a spanking new profile that’s just chock full of interesting Megan-Fox-alia. In addition to the usual truisms like “Megan Fox is attractive” and “people are jealous of Megan Fox’s attractiveness,” it contains a treasure trove of insider info on this beautiful creature. Read and learn. More »