Here Is A Video Of All The Cats Playing With All The Lasers – You’re welcome, world. (Urlesque)
Finals Week Getting the Best Of You? – Don’t worry, you’re not alone. Blanket fort, anyone? (Buzzfeed)
Julian Assange Is A (Sort Of) Free Man – The WikiLeaks founder might be let out on bail today after a week in jail for having sex with a woman without a condom. Then again, he could still be in jail later today, albeit a totally different jail than the one he was in this morning. Then they’ll let him go. This is already more confusing than WikiLeaks. (New York Times)
Katy Perry wears a traditional Indian nose ring - The Katy/Russell wedding is almost here! Katy’s been photographed with a “nath” in her nose, the traditional gold chain worn by brides in India. Man, we cannot wait to see those wedding photos. (PopEater)
Deanna Favre’s Book is Called The Cure For the Common Life? - Ahahahaa. Well played, Brett. Of course, the penis-pic loving NFL player isn’t the one that will ultimately screw up Deanna’s book tour. That”s in God’s hands now.(Lemondrop)
Taylor Swift gets all country – Check out Taylor’s new single called “Mean.” Producers claim the twangy song is the most country thing she’s ever done. We like it a lot! (Just Jared)
MTV Needs to Think of a Better Slogan for Its Financial Aid Sponsorship – While we appreciate that Viacom is offering $100k for the university that has the best online resource to get students applying for financial aid, the “Get Schooled College Affordability Challenge” sounds like it was created by someone who didn’t major in English good. Is it missing a colon? (Cornell Sun)
America: Full of Jackasses – Jackass 3D may be the highest grossing movie opening in October. Ever. How is real estate in Canada looking this time of year? (Entertainment Weekly)
Lots of love for a little princess boy - This totally made us cry like three times. Five-year-old Dyson is a boy who likes to dress up in sparkly gowns – and his whole family thinks it’s great. His mom even wrote a book called My Princess Boy that’s being used as an anti-bullying tool. Ordered! (The Frisky)
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Is the world ready for Skating With the Stars? - ABC has announced its decision to finally move ahead with the long-rumored figure skating reality show. Hooray! We foresee a lot of blooper videos in our future. (Vulture)
4Chan No Longer Kiss Fans - In very important Gene Simmons news today, the singer and sex tape star’s websites were momentarily offline after they were hacked by 4Chan’s Anonymous group, which have been targeting RIAA sites and their music industry supporters. First they came for the Scientoligists, then for the men in clown makeup, and we still said nothing…(via Contact Music)
A list of the hottest men in tech - They’re hot, they’re geeky, they’re really hot, and they might be jerks. Jerks with good ideas, of course — like being so totally super hot. (Buzzfeed)
Adam Sandler dresses up in drag – Here’s some nightmare fuel, everyone. Photos were snapped on the set of Jack and Jill, where Adam plays both the of the brother and sister roles. In pigtails, even. (PopEater)