It’s not really “vajazzling” if it’s on your face, but Conan has no “precious lady,” so I’ll take it. More
Allow me to take you back to a time when only women spread STDs.
That time never existed, you say? World War II propaganda says otherwise. More
Last night was the premiere of Investigation Discovery’s new show Hookers: Saved on the Strip. And boy was it terrible! Not even in a hilarious way, but in a way that was just boring and sort of depressing. Sadface emoticon!
The show revolves around Annie Lobert, an ex-prostitute who founded Hookers for Jesus, a Las Vegas safe house that rehabs sex workers. Last night’s ep introduced us to a woman named Regina who’d been hooking for over a decade before deciding to get out of the game. As Regina hopped around from minimum wage job interview to minimum wage job interview, we began to get the impression that she has absolutely no skills — or even interests — whatsoever. More
• Ron Jeremy gets freaked out if he sees another man’s cologne in your bathroom. (Betty Confidential)
• When it comes to breast cancer, all awareness is good awareness except for the kind that comes with confederate flags and Justin Bieber singalongs. (Videogum)
• You know what they say: If Italian prostitutes hang out in trees, you have to mow down the forest. (Nerve)
• No matter what your age, there is a sexy celebrity that won’t think you’re too young/old. (Blisstree)
• Shanae Hall, the wife of former NFL Falcon player Corey Hall, has a book explaining how men’s cheating ways are really our fault. (Lemondrop)
• How to be a great wing-women (as if you didn’t already know). (CollegeCandy)
• What could be better than a little boy after the dentist? Why, a girl singing about vaginas as the anesthesia wears off, of course! (Buzzfeed)
• Women: we’ll have sex with just about anything. Just like guys! (The Awl)
Russell Brand Outsourced Hooker Hiring – We guess when your sexual experience was your dad buying you a prostitute at 16 in Hong Kong, you have nowhere to go but a spiraling sex addiction. Oh, and then getting engaged to Katy Perry. (via Playboy)
I think everyone has pretty much written Lindsay Lohan off at this point. She’s cute, she made a couple of sorta watchable teen movies, and then promptly followed that up with years of binge drinking, cocaine parties, and lesbian lovers. … More
It just keeps on getting better and better, doesn’t it? Florida authorities report that Child Protective Services made a visit to the home of Tiger Woods this weekend. The Florida Department of Children and Families sent a rep to do … More