What Is Wrong With Claire Danes’ Face? - Apparently that new eyelash-enhancing chemical product Latisse that Claire Danes has been shilling is also slowly necrotizing her eyelids. We knew there was some weird reason she kept crying during the Emmy’s! (The Hairpin)
I’ve never understood who the intended audience of SkyMall magazines were supposed to be? People with so much disposable income and laziness that they would rather purchase a piece of fake grass for their dog to poop on indoors than actually take for a walk? The guy who desperately needs a bottled water maker in life, right now? The billionaire too busy to actually go to a shop and buy something nice, but has some downtime in business class?
But as ridiculous as the products are, the magazine still continues to exist, meaning that someone out there is buying this crap. And with the introduction of the $300 Firebolt Broom Replica from the Harry Potter collection that a friend found online today, we realized that the intended audience might be us. More
“I swear to god Tiffany if you don’t smile for the judges this year while doing your routine, I’m going to force one of these little Japanese inserts into your mouth and make you wear it until you’re old enough to learn that boys don’t like little girls who scowl.” More
Every week, Gail K. skewers advertising aimed at women with her quick wit, acidic tongue, and love for butter-products. This week: 5 celebrity endorsements from celebs that should go back to working instead of shilling. More
Nothing lasts forever. And those products you know and love, from shampoo down to what flavor yogurt you prefer, are not always going to be available. As I’ve gotten older, I’ve found myself enjoying and needing more and more products … More
Kendra Wilkinson Makes A Stupid Amount Of Money From Twitter – We feel like we’ve seen this before, but here’s a list of the top celebs who make bank by shilling products on Twitter. Don’t hate though: For $10k per tweet, we’d sell our souls faster than Kim Kardashian. (via Buzzfeed)
Lindsay Lohan has put her business hat on to launch a new brand development firm called Stay Gold. Their first new product under development is a self-tanner expected to hit the markets in 2009. Stay Gold LLC was developed by … More