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In an interview with Billboard magazine, Prince discussed his long-running feud with Madonna. Now I don’t know about you, but when two of the world’s best musicians–Prince and Elton John–both have equal disdain for Madonna, I’m inclined to side with two of the world’s best musicians. More
“I never meant to cause you any sorrow/I never meant to cause you any pain/I only wanted to one time see you laughing/laughing at the purple dog.” More
Did you know that Stephenie Meyer has a comic book? Because she does. And it’s not a Twilight comic book; it’s a comic book that actually features Meyer as its main character. Why? I HAVE NO IDEA. As a matter of fact, I have no idea why ANY of these 11 comic books exist, but no matter how hard I try to believe that they don’t, they persist in being real, actual comic books that you can actually purchase and and actually read. Do they wig you guys out as much as they do me? Read on and let us know! More
If you watched the royal wedding between Prince Albert and Princess Charlene the other day, then you saw Andrea Casiraghi, the dashing royal who also happens to be heir to an Italian oil fortune. Some people have all the luck. Here’s what you need to know about Andrea: More
If you go by Purple Rain‘s IMDB page, it looks like the movie is a joke: most of the cast members never appeared in a single other movie. On paper, it seems absolutely implausible that this movie happened. Prince is an awesome musician and performer, but his acting is cringeworthy. Apollonia is gorgeous, but she basically exists to be mostly naked. Morris Day is a badass, but his schtick wears thin. Basically, I feel the way about Purple Rain that I feel about porn: great performances, but why did they try to ruin it with all that storyline? More
When relative unknown Esperanza Spalding won Best New Artist at the Grammys over Justin Bieber, a bunch of his fans went after Esperanza online. Beliebers hacked Esperanza’s wiki page and attacked her on Twitter. But what was Esperanza doing while all of this happened? Hanging out with Prince. Because she is awesome. More
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Taboo (real name: Jaime Gomez) is best known as “the guy in the Black Eyed Peas who isn’t Will.I.Am and kind of dresses like Neo from The Matrix.” So when a copy of his memoir, Fallin’ Up, landed on my desk, my immediate reaction was “Why?” But reading the book has given me some insight into who Taboo is and actually made me respect him. While his own story is interesting – he grew up Latino in East L.A., had a kid young, and met his future BEP bandmates when they were doing rap and B-boy battles – it’s, sadly, the parts of his book about other celebrities that are the most interesting. More
When we first saw the title of this vid, we thought it was a rendition of “Let’s Go Crazy” which is one of our very favorite Prince songs. (Our absolute #1 fav is “When You Were Mine,” for the none of you who were curious.) But it’s actually Gnarls Barkley’s “Crazy,” which is still acceptable. Okay, more than acceptable — it’s awesome. And something other than “Fuck You,” which is a nice change of pace. Man, we wish we’d gone to this Prince/Cee-Lo show.
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Michael Jackson could have chugged a lethal sedative before he died. Or at least that’s the argument from his plastic surgeon’s defense team. (People)
Blake Lively might play Carrie Bradshaw in the Sex & The City prequel. Yup. That’s sounds sort of annoyingly perfect. (SocialiteLife)
Prince brought Kim Kardashian on stage last night at his Madison Square Garden show. Then kicked her off for not dancing. (JustJared)
Kelsey Grammer and his Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ex Camille Grammer have struck a divorce agreement. Now Kelsey is free to jump into a new marriage. (InTouch) More
Those leaked photos of Christina Aguilera nearly nude were stolen from her stylist. (People)
Lindsay Lohan is in talks to appear on Dancing With The Stars. (Radar)
Paris Hilton was not invited to Nicole Richie‘s wedding. Snap. (NYP)
Are Blake Lively and Ryan Gosling dating? If not, Blake’s got a good publicist. (JustJared)
Joe Jonas may appear in his girlfriend Ashley Greene‘s fashion spread. (Us)
Crap. Prince and Black Swan in one place. That sounds amazing. (NYP)
Sorry Tommy Lee. SeaWorld does not use a cow vagina to extract semen from its killer whales. Also, gross. (TMZ)
Brian Austin Green‘s 8-year old son got wasted at his wedding to Megan Fox. Uh. No, that’s a joke. Ha? (Us)
Jessica Simpson IS getting a prenup before marrying NFL star Eric Johnson. Whew. (Perez) More
Prince hates the Internet – The music legend was an early adopter, now he’s all sour grapes. (via The Daily Beast)
Time magazine released their annual list of the most influential leaders, thinkers, and artists today, the last group of which we find particularly illuminating. Lady Gaga took the #1 slot (and how could she not, now that she’s gotten her … More
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth made their red carpet debut last night, but Hemsworth quickly went missing. Miley was mad, quipping “he’s not being the best boyfriend right now.” (E! Online) Justin Bieber‘s hair “just does that. for real.” (Perez … More
