Topic: pregnant

Seeing These 90s Cartoon Characters Knocked Up Will Make You Rethink Your Childhood

Seeing These 90s Cartoon Characters Knocked Up Will Make You Rethink Your Childhood

There’s nothing more fun than watching an episode of The Simpson’s 15 years later, only to realize that the show is just as funny, if not funnier, than it was when you were a kid. I may be biased, but I truly love the 90s. There was something about the grungy culture and alternative music that made me feel like the coolest high schooler on the block. I also firmly believe it was the perfect time in history because our generation got to enjoy the introduction of the Internet and the cell phone, before every baby was born with an iPad in their hands. More »

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Pregnant, And You’re About To Google ‘Brian Hallisay’

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Pregnant, And You're About To Google 'Brian Hallisay'

With most stars, when I’m at work and I see online that a pregnancy has been announced, my heart does a little flippy-flip and my brain is like, “Ooh I gotta get that post up quick-shakes!” But with Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s announcement, all that happened was a quick foray to the internet to answer the question, “Um, hey Google, whom is Jennifer Love Hewitt dating and where’s the nearest Chipotle, while you’re at it.” More »

Dear Lord Of Pop Music In The Sky, Please Let Rihanna Not Be Pregnant

Dear Lord Of Pop Music In The Sky, Please Let Rihanna Not Be Pregnant

Oh dear dear lord, please forgive me for taking your name in vain and refusing to believe in you and all those times I had premarital sex and just do me this one favor, won’t you please? There’s a rumor going around that Rihanna is pregnant with Chris Brown‘s baby, and I would just be the happiest little heathen in the whole wide world if that turned out not to be the case. More »

I’m Not Convinced Kim Kardashian Knows What Being Pregnant Is

I'm Not Convinced Kim Kardashian Knows What Being Pregnant Is

Kim Kardashian has been pregnant for five months now with a wee Kanye West dinner roll, but I’m still not sure she knows exactly what’s going on. Like most future mothers trying to insulate a tiny fetus in their bellies, she has put on a substantial amount of weight, and this is apparently not only unexpected, but inherently terrifying, and we must put a stop to it. More »

Snooki & JWOWW: Breast Milk Alcohol Tests Exist in This World!

Snooki & JWOWW: Breast Milk Alcohol Tests Exist in This World!

While coping with the loss of Jersey Shore, we can ease through the withdrawal by entertaining ourselves with the Jersey City Laverne & ShirleySnooki (Nicole Polizzi) and JWOWW (Jennifer Farley). The premiere of Season 2 has our besties separated in favor of responsible living and Snooki’s upcoming birthing of baby Lorenzo. Snooks and Jianni LaValle are hanging in his Momma’s basement, while Jenni is playing house with boyfriend-of-two-years-and-still-no-ring, Roger Mathews. Will there still be room for shenanigans, drinking, breast implants, UFC fights, good parenting? Me thinks, from the previews, duh…of course.
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