Topic: pregnant

Dear Lord Of Pop Music In The Sky, Please Let Rihanna Not Be Pregnant

Dear Lord Of Pop Music In The Sky, Please Let Rihanna Not Be Pregnant

Oh dear dear lord, please forgive me for taking your name in vain and refusing to believe in you and all those times I had premarital sex and just do me this one favor, won’t you please? There’s a rumor going around that Rihanna is pregnant with Chris Brown‘s baby, and I would just be the happiest little heathen in the whole wide world if that turned out not to be the case. More »

I’m Not Convinced Kim Kardashian Knows What Being Pregnant Is

I'm Not Convinced Kim Kardashian Knows What Being Pregnant Is

Kim Kardashian has been pregnant for five months now with a wee Kanye West dinner roll, but I’m still not sure she knows exactly what’s going on. Like most future mothers trying to insulate a tiny fetus in their bellies, she has put on a substantial amount of weight, and this is apparently not only unexpected, but inherently terrifying, and we must put a stop to it. More »

Snooki & JWOWW: Breast Milk Alcohol Tests Exist in This World!

Snooki & JWOWW: Breast Milk Alcohol Tests Exist in This World!

While coping with the loss of Jersey Shore, we can ease through the withdrawal by entertaining ourselves with the Jersey City Laverne & ShirleySnooki (Nicole Polizzi) and JWOWW (Jennifer Farley). The premiere of Season 2 has our besties separated in favor of responsible living and Snooki’s upcoming birthing of baby Lorenzo. Snooks and Jianni LaValle are hanging in his Momma’s basement, while Jenni is playing house with boyfriend-of-two-years-and-still-no-ring, Roger Mathews. Will there still be room for shenanigans, drinking, breast implants, UFC fights, good parenting? Me thinks, from the previews, duh…of course.
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Dear Amber Rose, Revealing A Pregnancy At The VMAs Is A PR Stunt Owned By Beyonce

Dear Amber Rose, Revealing A Pregnancy At The VMAs Is A PR Stunt Owned By Beyonce

I am confused. All the news this morning is that Wiz Kkalifa and Amber Rose “confirmed” their pregnancy at the MTV Video Music Awards last night. And yes, the couple was there and Rose was very obviously carrying a child. Her skintight dress was not exactly trying to hide anything. But I’m confused as to why anyone considers this news. I thought she was just there, being pregnant, because that’s what she happens to be right now. I assumed this because I can’t imagine anyone trying to recreate the pregnancy announcement that happened at the VMAs last year. More »