Topic: politics

What Jokes Will SNL Make About Last Night’s Vice Presidential Debate?

Last night’s VP debate between Joe Biden and ~~Eddie Munster~~ Paul Ryan finally gave us the rock ‘em sock ‘em celebrity cat fight Romney and Obama denied us because they were both too busy trying to seem “presidential.” They talked about foreign policy, domestic programs, and even women’s rights, for a second. But the most important issue that has yet to be resolved is: how will last night’s debate be parodied this weekend on SNL? Here are a few humble guesses. More »

Forget LiLo’s Political Flip Flop, The Real Story Is That She’s Trying To Get Her Old Hair Back

Old hair color, old career? More »

When Lady Gaga Tries To Make Political Statements, Everybody Wins

Lady Gaga has caught a bit of heat lately for some vague political statements she’s been making. Here’s why this is actually awesome. More »

These Steve Martin And Christopher Walken Videos Remind Us That Funny Old Men Are The Best

Your Friday pick-me-up has arrived. More »

The Ten Best Mitt Romney-Related Internet Memes, So Far

As predicted, watching last night’s presidential debate was like sitting through a veeeeeerrrry boring episode of The Real Housewives Of New York, benzo-faces and all. For two whole hours, Mitt Romney and Barack Obama argued about the facts of each other’s policy details in a row that could’ve been resolved in ten seconds, had Jim Lehrer had the balls to pull out his iPhone. Nevertheless, there’s a bright spot in all of this, and that’s all the delightful Internet memes that have been created by the endlessly resourceful people of the Internet. Romney lends himself especially well to this. Hence, I give you: the ten best Romney-related memes and Internet things to come out of this election, so far. More »

The Presidential Debates Are The Worst Reality Show Ever

The presidential debates are tonight, you guys! I can’t wait to watch two bad choices get onstage and fight it out in a futile attempt to convince us we, the people, have any control over the things that happen in our country and the world at large. But lest I anger-laugh myself to death, I’m just going to pretend I’m watching a particularly boring reality show on TLC. Which, considering its content, won’t be that hard, as it’s got all the elements of a super-bummer of a super-canceled reality show from hell. More »

Video: Creed’s Scott Stapp Dissing Obama Is Tantamount To An Endorsement

The enemy of my least favorite band is my friend. More »

If We Know Nothing Else About This Jackie O Movie, It’s That Natalie Portman Will Do A Better Job Than Katie Holmes

In shocking news, movie producers don’t choose Taylor Swift to play Jackie O, but instead a real-life movie star. More »

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After We Saw Him Get Down In Magic Mike, We Trust Channing Tatum To Protect The President In White House Down

Check out this visit to the set of White House Down, where Channing Tatum fends off terrorists with a toaster in the White House kitchen. Oh, and Jamie Foxx plays the President, yes. More »

Miley Cyrus Has The Best Reason For Voting In This Funny Or Die Video

I’m sure you’re sick of celebrity endorsements… so these stars have come up with unorthodox reasons for why they’re voting come November 6th. More »

Madonna Claims Her ‘Black Muslim’ Comment Was Meant To Be Ironic…Do We Believe Her?

A day after her seemingly sincere comments about how we have a black Muslim in the White House hit the Internet, Madonna is doing some backpedaling and trying to convince everyone that she was just joking. More »

Madonna Should Know Better Than To Call Barack Obama A ‘Black Muslim’

Was this a backhanded endorsement, or does Madonna truly believe those rumors about Barack Obama‘s religion? More »

Here’s Your Complete List Of Emmy Winners

Who could have predicted that a biopic about Sarah Palin would get more attention than Boardwalk Empire or Girls? More »

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