Topic: police

Pity Party for Justin Bieber: Spitting On A Neighbor Should Be Considered A Gift, Not Assault

The long arm of the law is out to get Justin Bieber, just because he spit on a neighbor and threatened to kill him. No fair! More »

The Daily WTF: This Is Not Okay To Say, New Zealand Police

Hey, The Police Force, you’re supposed to be combating this kind of behavior, not enabling it. Other ways NZ cops are like cougars: leading consumers of short-shorts, really into “nightsticks,” bad at innuendo. More »

Sex On The Wire: Boobs And Chips, Together At Last

• Boobs: now in delicious chip-size proportions. Bet you can’t have just one! (Gawker)

• Bristol Palin has been invited to Washington University for their Sex Week. Prepare to be disappointed, fellas! (CBS)

• If you ever wanted to know what the schedule of a woman comedian is like, read this hilarious (ghostwritten?) article by Julie Klausner. (Splitsider) More »

At least she didn’t give him crabs. A 56 year-old woman named Carolee Bildsten ran out on a bill from Joe’s Crab Shack in Detroit and then attacked a police officer with “a rigid feminine pleasure device.” (TribLocal)

Is Tampa Deputy Lisa Latimer the New Krystal Ball of Bad Photo Ops?

When racy, dildo-filled Holiday photos of ___ candidate Crystal Ball were uncovered by her opponent earlier this month, we hoped that people in public service positions would learn not to take photos of themselves goofing off, even if it was all in good fun. With the Internet these days, you never know!

And sadly today brings us another example: Florida deputy policewoman Lisa Latimer took some shots (no pun intended) of herself in her cruise car, getting high, drinking, and putting her gun in her mouth. More »

It’s a Dirty Job, But It’s Better Than Senior Finals – 20-year-old Mexican student Marisol Valles Garcia has now become police chief of Praxedis Guadalupe Guerrero after the guy before her got his head cut off. Does “wunderkind” apply here? (The Guardian)

Cops Find Out Why Jersey Shore Star Called ‘The Situation’ – Seaside Heights police force ordered Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino to put his abs away after his shirtless torso almost caused a riot on the beach this weekend. Now if only he could put a bag over his head, he’d be perfect. (via TMZ)

Lindsay Lohan bodyguard reportedly arrested

Fame Pictures reportedly caught Lindsay Lohan’s bodyguard getting arrested on camera Thursday in front of her Los Angeles home. The reasons for the arrest are unknown at this time, but he was handcuffed and placed in the back of a … More »

Lindsay Lohan’s Beverly Hills lunch date

Lindsay Lohan enjoys lunch at E Baldi in Beverly Hills Tuesday with a lunch date. Lindsay was forced to get a police escort to keep the paparazzi at bay as she and her lunch date drove off in his BMW … More »

What We're Reading:

Lohan burglary suspects part of sting

Celebrity burglary suspect Alexis Neirs, center, attempts to hide from the cameras after she leaves the jail house Friday after posting $50,000 bail. Nicholas Prugo, 18, was arrested last month and has been formally accused of the Lindsay Lohan and … More »

Rumor: More arrests in Lohan, Patridge burglaries

The Los Angeles Police Department has arrested at least four women in connection with the burglaries of Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge’s homes, a source close to the case told People Thursday. The source also said one of the alleged … More »

Lindsay & Sam Fight About Paparazzi?

Last night, Lindsay Lohan went to Samantha Ronson’s house. When the paparazzi arrived, they reportedly heard Lindsay yelling and heard things breaking. However, the only yelling I can hear seems to be about calling the police on the paparazzi. Lindsay’s … More »

Suspect Photos Released in Lohan Robbery

The LAPD have released images and CCTV footage of three suspects who allegedly broke into Lindsay Lohan’s Hollywood home on the weekend, making her feel violated and suspect it to be an insider job. The suspects all take pains to … More »

Lindsay Lohan Moves Out

Following the burglary in her home, Lindsay Lohan was spotted at her Hollywood Hills home to collect some of her belongings. Ali Lohan was there to help, as was Ali. Luggage and boxes of belongings were moved out, as Lindsay … More »

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