Topic: playboy

Playboy Says No to Naked Pics of ‘Real Housewives of DC’ Star Michaele Salahi

Playboy Says No to Naked Pics of 'Real Housewives of DC' Star Michaele Salahi

Although White House party crasher and former Real Housewives of DC cast member Michaele Salahi had supposedly signed a deal to pose for Playboy, the magazine reportedly declined to publish the results of her photoshoot. Harsh! The magazine reportedly told Michaele “There is no opportunity this calendar year to offer you a cover opportunity or place for your pictorial.” More »

Crush Links: Kendra Wilkinson May Have A Lesbian Sex Tape

Crush Links: Kendra Wilkinson May Have A Lesbian Sex Tape

Kendra Wilkinson is having some trouble transitioning from wild Playboy bunnie to stay at home mom. Oh, because she made a lot of sex tapes. This time with ladies! (Radar)

Feel better kids. Even Madonna got rejection letters. (PerezHilton)

Is Jennifer Aniston adopting a baby from Mexico? Hmn. Sounds suspicious. (Jezebel)

Maci from Teen Mom was caught beer bonging. But she’s still doing better than Amber Portwood, so there’s that. (TMZ)

Khloe Kardashian has got weight issues. (celebuzz) More »

Commenter Of The Week: NancyGrace Gets What Holly Sees In Hugh Hefner

Commenter Of The Week: NancyGrace Gets What Holly Sees In Hugh Hefner

It was a busy week at Crushable, what with Sarah Palin tweeting about us, Sarah Robertson teaching us about burgling, and manic pixie dream girls taking over our brains.

And there were a lot of good commenters too. But I think the winning tweet goes to NancyRose. We were pretty convinced that Holly Madison getting upset with Hugh Hefner this week made no sense. But Nancy explained to us that Holly might actually be in love with that crazy pajama loving old guy: More »

Playboy TV Turns Porn Stereotypes Into Reality: Why ‘Brooklyn Kind Of Love’ Sucks

Playboy TV Turns Porn Stereotypes Into Reality: Why 'Brooklyn Kind Of Love' Sucks

Playboy TV (formerly the Playboy Channel, aka that thing one kid in middle school’s dad subscribed to, instantly making him the most popular eighth grader around) has started producing reality TV. Their new series is called Brooklyn Kind of Love and it looks terrible. (Regarding the title: It seems to refer to the kind of love where one cast member has tattoos and another is a lesbian. Perhaps they’re also Yankees fans?)

Question: Emphasizing something as “reality” programming just points out the inherent unreality of porn, right? Except in this case, the show takes the stereotype about women in pornography — that they just cannot get enough dick — and makes it the reality. Based on the trailer, Brooklyn appears to be a show about four oversexed women whose main ambition in life is to get laid as frequently as possible. But here’s the kicker, the reason why this show is even more detrimental than the standard porn fare: All of these sexually overzealous gals’ partners are fed up with the constant demand for fornication. The men (plus that one lesbian partner) are exhausted by their partners’ crazy need for sex. More »

Sex On the Wire: Durex XXL Ads Funny or Offensive?

Sex On the Wire: Durex XXL Ads Funny or Offensive?

• Durex’s new XXL condom ad makes us wanna go Lorena Bobbitt whoever came up with that campaign. (Trendhunter)

• Ruh-roh! Add “boyfriend stealer” to the list of things that Lady Gaga might be (a man, an alien, etc.) (YourTango)

Seth Rogen admitted to Conan O’Brien last night that he proposed to Lauren Miller while she was topless. (Celebuzz)

• Would you watch a porno based on Taylor Swift and Kanye West‘s feud? Hey, at least the plot will be good. (Hollywood Life)

• I don’t care what STD it can check for, I am NOT peeing on my phone! Can you imagine how awkward that would make first dates when he asks you to just give him a urine sample for his iPhone? (Lemondrop) More »