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• Tupac’s sex tape discovered. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Congrats! Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed finally tie the knot. (Hollywood Hiccups)
• Pippa Middleton looking hot in red. (Have U Heard)
• David Beckham on the cover of WSJ Magazine. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Check the hilarious SNL Digital Short: Storm. (Hollywood Hiccups)
• Rihanna talks about her childhood in Vogue. (Have U Heard)
• Orlando simply adores his wife. (Lainey Gossip)
Pippa Middleton is one of those rare famous-by-association celebrities who attracts a minimum of ire from the general public. Maybe it’s because she doesn’t seem to be trying too hard to get our attention. Maybe it’s because she seems to agree that all the attention being paid to her (and her nice but relatively normal-looking backside) is a bit silly, but she will play along and smile for the camera nonetheless because it seems to make people happy. In any case, she’s turning 28 today, so I’ve assembled some nice photos of her (and her butt) wearing various outfits and having various types of fun. Happy birthday to you, and your little bum, too. More
The following is a guest post from our friends at Luckymag.com.
Once shunned from the fashion world, nude tights are making their way back. That’s all in thanks to crusaders for the cause like Kate and Pippa Middleton. It comes as no surprise that sheer hose are a hot topic since the sisters made the royal endorsement. But would you wear them? More
Earlier this week, we shared our favorite overstatements from TLC’s Pippa Middleton special, Crazy About Pippa. It was preceded, by the way, by something called Wild about Prince Harry. Now, the weird thing about these two specials is this: Harry has had a high-profile life filled with enough hijinks and shenanigans to comfortably fill an hour-long fluff piece. Pippa, though? She… kind of hasn’t really done anything other than be Kate’s sister and look nice in a bridesmaid’s dress. My favorite piece of ridiculous, though, was the bit about “unleashing” Pippa on the world. Which just made me think of Liam Neeson bellowing “RELEASE THE KRAKEN!” So here you go, Internet. The original 1981 Clash of the Titans kraken with Pippa Middleton’s head shopped onto it. Badly. You’re welcome. More
It took less than four months, but now there’s an hour-long special devoted entirely to Pippa Middleton, and it’s just as bad as you would think: Stalker-like attention to the details of her childhood, uninformed guesses on her love life and marriage prospects, and hyperbole about her status as a fashion icon and owner of a splendid ass. For Crazy About Pippa, TLC relied on various bloggers, British historians, and the Middletons’ (less attractive) cousin Katrina Darling to blurt out statements as ridiculous as they are patently untrue. Here are our favorites. More
Bluewater Productions, the company responsible for all of the awful unauthorized celebrity graphic-novel biographies, has its hooks in the royal family. The latest victim is Prince Harry, who will see The Royals: Prince Harry be released on August 24. There’s a 32-page “single-issue” comic and a longer graphic novel detailing the “Wild Child” and his headline-making shenanigans. This comes after at least two books devoted to Will and Kate: One for their romance and one for April’s royal wedding, of course. In fact, the only people left to profile are Pippa Middleton and Princess Beatrice‘s toilet seat hat. More
Did you know that Stephenie Meyer has a comic book? Because she does. And it’s not a Twilight comic book; it’s a comic book that actually features Meyer as its main character. Why? I HAVE NO IDEA. As a matter of fact, I have no idea why ANY of these 11 comic books exist, but no matter how hard I try to believe that they don’t, they persist in being real, actual comic books that you can actually purchase and and actually read. Do they wig you guys out as much as they do me? Read on and let us know! More
Here’s a stupid joke I wrote once: “A Canadian birthday suit means wearing no denim at all.” Are you laughing so insanely hard now? So, today is a holiday called Canada Day, and in honor of that, we’ve put together a gallery of celebrities rocking denim on denim. Eh!, or something. More
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• Matthew Weiner says he’ll use the traditional methods to mask January Jones‘ pregnancy on Mad Men: Laundry baskets and body doubles. (The Frisky)
• Jennifer Aniston commemorates her late corgi Norman with a tattoo with his name — on her ankle, natch. (People)
• I honestly did not even know that Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig were dating, but they quietly tied the knot this weekend. (Celebuzz)
• Usher wants Pippa Middleton to be the ass — er, face — of his new lingerie line. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Hugh Hefner regrets not marrying Holly Madison. Well, duh! (YourTango)
• Looks and talent run in the family: Meet the celebrities who are already following in their older siblings’ footsteps, like Elle Fanning. (College Candy)
• Pippa Middleton‘s got a posse: The Pipparettes, her three best girlfriends. (The Frisky)
• Watch one of Louis CK‘s first bumbling stand-up comedy routines from 1987. (BuzzFeed)
• Kim Kardashian is suing In Touch Weekly for claiming she’s cheating on fiancé Kris Humphries. (Betty Confidential)
• Could Hayden Panettiere already have a new, tall jock boyfriend? She was seen with Jets wide receiver Scotty McKnight last week… (People)
It’ll take more than a crop of nude photos to keep James Middleton in the news. According to Entertainment Weekly’s Shaw Report, which rates the week’s hot news and what trends or celebrities are already stale, the youngest Middleton kid (he’s only 23) doesn’t even warrant a mention by name. Maybe since he’s the sole male child, or because the cake-making entrepreneur already had his moment in the sun. More
• Kanye West and Naomi Campbell presented together at an amfAR event, and amazingly, the world didn’t explode. (Lainey Gossip)
• Troubled rocker Pete Doherty pled guilty to possession of cocaine and will serve six months in prison. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• How to get Pippa Middleton‘s hot ass, and make girls jealous when their boyfriends check you out. (That’s Fit)
• Yay for classic Disney Channel Original Movies like Wish Upon A Star and Zenon Girl of the 21st Century! (College Candy)
• Where’s Lily Allen spending her honeymoon? In a tent at the Glastonbury musical festival, that’s where. Celebs, they really are just like us! (YourTango)
• Carry Barbie’s Dream Home on your finger with this ring and other fun, noir-inspired jewelry. (Betty Confidential)
• Even though movie stars get more attention, it’s much more draining to work week to week on a TV show. Maybe we should cut Charlie Sheen some slack, then. (Lainey Gossip)
• Frank Sorrentino has set up a website called “The Confrontation” to mock son The Situation, or in his words, “to fuck the little fuck.” Um, OK? (College Candy)
• Jealous girlfriend spray paints on her boyfriend’s car, “Is Pippa [Middleton]‘s bum still better than mine???” (BuzzFeed)
• Gordon Ramsey is being sued by nearly every member of his wife’s family; they claim he subjected them to unfair wages and fired them from his empire. It’s Gordon Ramsey — what do you expect? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
