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• Germany’s version of 8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter apparently include “I get to cut your dick off.” (Nerve)
• WikiLeaks founder and non-condom-wearer Julian Assange has an online dating profile. (Lemondrop)
• Ke$ha now has some leaked sex photos. You mean, ones that aren’t of her covered in jizz? (The Gloss) More
In college I dated a bassist for a metal band (which I stupidly let practice at my house every week), who once told me this joke: “What do you call a bassist without a girlfriend? Homeless.” Over time, I’ve realized … More
When my guy friends started offering to take my little puppy out for walks, I was confused. Who were they trying to attract with a tiny chi-chi dog? But then my friend explained it to me: any dogs, even small, … More
If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss. My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood! I know we’re not in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you still are charming. … More
