It’s been a tough year in the life of Ashlee Simpson, a woman previously known for such fits of whimsy as lip-synching on Saturday Night Live, the song La La, and naming her child Bronx Mowgli. If those are the things that Ashlee does when her life is going well, then what does she do when things get a little dicey? Welp, a lot of drinking, turns out. More
Topic: Pete Wentz
Despite being a self-professed “stoner,” Miley Cyrus shows that she’s at least serious about LGBT rights. Several months ago she got an equal sign tattoo and tweeted the message ALL LOVE is equal. Now, she’s posing for the NOH8 campaign—which already counts among its ranks Zachary Quinto, Kim Kardashian, Pete Wentz, and more. More
This is Vincent Piazza from Boardwalk Empire — you know, that show you spent eight hours of your life trying so hard to like, until finally you realized, “You know what? I have free will and, frankly, this series is boring so I’m not going to watch it. I’m just going to shut it off and read a book. A celebrity biography, maybe.” And then you walked around all huffy for two days, with a sense of moral superiority. Am I projecting?
Anyway, Vincent Piazza plays the character Lucky Luciano in Boardwalk, and he’s totally dating Ashlee Simpson: the two have been spotted making out all over town. Not a bad rebound if we say so ourselves. More
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver, Olivia Wilde and Tao Ruspoli, Leah Messer and Corey Simms… is it just me, or have there been more than the usual celebrity splits lately? Maybe it IS just me; they do tend to happen frequently and dramatically. Furthermore, it’s rare the celeb split that manages to fly under the radar. In fact, let’s take a look at some other high-profile celebrity splits, shall we? More
Ashlee Simpson is getting over her divorce from Pete Wentz… by locking lips in public with his friend, D.R.U.G.S. musician, Craig Owens. (YourTango)
Charlie Sheen‘s house was searched for firearms. (Thank you LAPD.) (People)
When some big news happens in a celebrity’s life, it’s always interesting to see who comes out of the woodwork to provide commentary. In the case of Ashlee Simpson‘s pending divorce, someone spoke to People about the cause for their split.
Who? We don’t know. But apparently this is “a classic case of marrying young.” Really? Did the magazine talk to my mother? Because People is welcome to call her if they’re looking for celebrity commentary this insightful. More
“Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Married Too Young Says Source” – The word “source” now interchangeable with “your grandma,” FYI. (People)
More trouble in celeb paradise! Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has reportedly filed for divorce from husband Pete Wentz. Aw man, these two were such a cute couple. Ashlee cited irreconcilable differences as the reason for their split and is reportedly changing dropping the hyphenate from her name as well as filing for sole custody of her child with Pete, baby Bronx Mowgli. Ashlee and Pete were first linked in 2006 and married/spawned just two years later. Take a look back at their all-too-brief relationship.
Fall Out Boy singer Patrick Stump has a hell of a set of pipes and he isn’t afraid to let the virtual world know. Patrick recorded this medley of this year’s Grammy nominees in the Record of the Year category (from “Empire State of Mind” to “Fuck You) in his humble home studio, and it’s totally amazing. Plus, he’s wearing a cute bow tie to boot!
If you’ve ever dated a dude who spent more time on his hair than you did on your whole going-out appearance (Adam from freshman year, we’re looking at you and your turbocharged blowdryer), then you’ve probably snickered at Pete Wentz‘s perpetually flat-ironed hair. Add the guyliner and you’ve got emo incarnate — a kid who spends all day Photoshopping his Myspace pictures for maximum emotional impact. More
We haven’t heard from former Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz for awhile. But this week he took a break from being a dad and husband to talk about his propensity for guyliner in a Double Take video.
In the video, Pete interviews himself, and identifies himself as “a homeless man’s Adam Lambert.”
And weirdly, we think that’s sort of apt. More
It’s May 1st, Spring is in the air, and it’s time once again for people to dress up old-timey and watch horses hopefully not get shot after they win. And who better to share the Kentucky Derby with than some … More
The night I met my now-boyfriend — that’s him, to the left — I was pretty drunk. So drunk, in fact, that the next day I had to ask my friend what he looked like. Was he cute? “Yeah,” she … More
Whether or not they celebrate it, celebrities made sure to wish everyone a happy Easter on this Sunday holiday. Check out some of our favorite celebrity Easter tweets: