Last week we discovered that celebrities like to write novels. But you know what they like to write even more than novels? Children’s books! And what better way to introduce your wee ones to the hilarity of celebrity culture than with these 15 kid’s books penned by the likes of Ricky Gervais, Julianne Moore, Bob Dylan, and Perez Hilton? Here’s what I want to know: When is the Britney Spears children’s book about haircare appreciation happening? More
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Two Illinois theaters are suing Jenna Jameson for failing to show at press appearances for her movie Zombie Strippers. (Seriously.) Jenna claimed that she had to miss the appearances – that she was being paid for – because she was sick, but the very same night she was photographed hanging out at Perez Hilton‘s birthday party in Los Angeles. In fact, this photo of Jenna was taken at that party! I got it from WENN, the photo service we use here at Crushable. It took me about four seconds to search for it. Oh, and here’s the photo again in our recap of the event. More
It’s been weeks since the Arnold Schwarzenegger “lovechild” scandal broke, and the media has settled on a pretty clear narrative for the story’s main characters. Maria Shriver is being presented as the tragic and long-suffering scorned wife, Arnold’s the powerful horndog who nevertheless deserves praise for his generosity towards his illegitimate son’s family, and Mildred “Patty” Baena, the Guatemalan housekeeper who bore Arnold’s child, is being almost universally defamed for her sexuality and dishonesty. More
Hey, Perez Hilton had a birthday party! It was blue ball themed! Many celebrities attending, including several whose face he has Photshopped semen on. What do you get the man who hates everything? More fame and fanfare, it seems. Check out our gallery and see who made an appearance at Perez’s 33rd.
This is an image of Perez Hilton looking inside a tin can that holds tiny Kardashians with mermaid tails. It’s part of an iPhone app that evidently contains a whole bunch of photographs of celebrities dressed as first-act Ariels. Not quite as interactive as Angry Birds, but we suppose you can poke and prod them on your screen all you want. More
Malcolm is in the middle… of a crazy story involving beating his girlfriend and putting a gun to his own head. (Crazy Days and Nights)
For some reason, Perez Hilton appears in Rihanna‘s music video for “S&M” … and gets spanked in the video. See for yourself. (The Frisky)
Liam Neeson discusses grieving over the sudden death of his late wife, Natasha Richardson. (Oh No They Didn’t!)
Beauty pageants get a bad rep for turning out contestants who are seen as dumb cookie cutter hotties. But it looks like girls in the Miss America pageant are trying to push the envelope this year. Miss New York is running on a pro-gay rights platform. And just today we learned about a Miss America contestant who is actually bald.
That old idea of running as just a pretty face on a non-controversial platform seems to be going out the window. But are the judges on board with this transition? More
Hey Perez, couldn’t you email email@example.com or something? Now everyone in the world is going to be scouring the dating site for your profile and trying to Catfish you. More
Hillary Duff Loves Sexting – Mike Comrie is one lucky man. Hillary Duff confessed to Access Hollywood‘s Billy Bush that even though she’s married, she still acts like the post-tween she is by sending her hubby dirty text messages. (Perez Hilton)
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are fighting back at paparazzo photo agency X17 after the company known for candid photos of Lindsay Lohan passed-out in her car parked their vehicles outside 2-year-old Harlow Madden‘s pre-school. While all photo agencies are pretty scummy, X17 works hard at being deplorable: stalking celebrity children, hunting down celebs to catch them at their worst moments, and in some cases, even resorting to libelous stories in order to get their “exclusives.” More
We interrupt our usual celeb-Twitter snarkfest to bring you some tweets from folks using their microblogging accounts for good. Today has been declared Spirit Day as a rally of support against the epidemic of anti-LGBT bullying, and folks have been encouraged to bust out their best purple clothing to join the cause. Lots of celebs voiced Tweeted in their support as well. More
Halloween: The one day a year you get to dress up as anything you want (slutty Betty White, here we come!). And if you’re a Hollywood star, you’ve got access to all the costumery and makeup in the world. Still, with all those choices, what do some celebs choose to trick-or-treat as? Other celebs, of course! And the ouroboros of Hollywood has never looked so spooky. From Hilary Duff as g>Angelina Jolie to Perez Hilton as Lady Gaga, we’ve got a gallery of our favorite celebrities dressed up as other celebrities. More