Just so you know, Rob Kardashian thinks that for every ten pounds of weight you lose, your dick gets an inch bigger. Well then I guess you’re about to be a regulah Clydesdale, Rob. More
You remember Jon Hamm‘s penis, right guys? Crushable introduced you last fall? Well turns out he’s seeing someone now, and his name is Jon Hamm. Now that I think about it, I’ve never seen them apart, and Jon Hamm has some surprisingly sharp words for the public and our obsession with his
little big friend. More
I don’t feel sorry for you, Jon Hamm’s penis, that a picture of your silhouette is all over the internet. Jon skipped his long johns, and now Hamm’s ham is out of the bag. But I don’t feel sorry for you because Mr. Draper should have known better! More
“I was lonely and I felt really unattractive,” Hit & Miss star Chloe Sevigny said of being fitted with a prosthetic penis and then having to stare at herself in the mirror. More
In case you haven’t heard Michael Fassbender is a man. As biology and anatomy classes have taught us, this means he has a penis. Women have vaginas, men have penises and then there are eunuchs; Fassbender is not a eunuch. More
Did you have your heart set on seeing photos of Justin Timberlake‘s penis? Well, you’re going to have to wait until hackers get into my cell phone, because he claims that he has never sent Mila Kunis a photo of his nether regions. This is in response to rumors Mila’s hacked cell phone contains both photos of Justin (in one he lies in bed and in another he wears women’s underwear as a hat) and a photo of a man’s junk More
So eloquent she had to cheat and link to her blog to finish the thought. Click through for the rest of her penis-laced diatribe. More
Missing Penis Replicated – Mark Billy‘s first artistic rendering of his dick, made out of resin, was stolen earlier this year. No matter: after a bunch of publicity stemming from his Craigslist ad, he’s just made another! (Hyperallergic)
• If you’re going to have a hook-up on Halloween, at least do it right. Make him take off the mask before letting him into your bed! (College Candy)
• Who says college kids aren’t ambitious? This MIT couple have dedicated a blog to trying out every condom in existence together. Hopefully not as their senior thesis project. (Nerve)
• A guy waterboarded his girlfriend for her supposed infidelity. In America. What’s next, stoning? (The Frisky)
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• Sex-themed Silly Bandz. Don’t actually look much different from regular Silly Bandz. (Buzzfeed)
• There are literally fashion police in Italy, making sure your skirt isn’t too short and you don’t wear that fugly dress out in public. (National ledger)
• Southern teens have a bad habit of getting themselves knocked up more than their bi-coastal counterparts. Are you listening, University of Alabama? (The Frisky)
• Good news: More kids are experimenting with their sexuality than ever before. Bad news: They are less likely to use protection. (Lemondrop)
• Don’t refuse sex to a hooker with bad teeth. And if you do refuse and she robs you of your $78 dollars (hey, you pay for what you get), don’t go to the police, because, d’uh, you were trying … More