Every couple months or so on Craigslist you’ll see a post under gigs asking for hipsters to come in audition/sing/whatevs for some show. What these wannabe producers don’t seem to realize is that though hipsters are self-selecting, the first rule of Hipster Club is to deny being a hipster. So what respectable cool kid would show up to this MTV cattle call for people who “drink PBR” have an “ironic mustache” “smoke Parliments” or “have asymetrical hair?” (Yes, that’s how they spelled it.) People who want to be on a program called I Just Want My Pants Back, obviously! More
Perhaps you’ve heard of Pabst Blue Ribbon, a.k.a. PBR. You likely know it as a cheap, crappy beer preferred by a cultural group referred to as “the hipster.” In China, hipster must translate to “wealthy businessman” because PBR there costs … More
First they sell you the problem, then they charge you even more for the solution. Who wants to bet this hangover cure-all costs more than a can of PBR?