Paz De La Huerta, “one of the rare artists that are left,” recently posed naked for Terry Richardson. I find the shoot notable not for what she decided to show (as if she’s ever played a character who likes to wear clothes), but for what she seems not to want to show: her right (from her P.O.V.) breast. More
Topic: Paz De La Huerta
It’s a troubling double standard that we laugh it off when young stars like Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber get drunk, yet when it’s their older counterparts like Lindsay Lohan stumbling out of bars, we immediately pull out our judgment hats and talk about rehab. More
Jihae is a model-turned-singer whose video for “The Model” features our favorite petulant woman-child Paz de la Huerta as the titular character. The tune’s a cover of a Kraftwork song, which means it’s moody enough for Paz to walk around doing her signature pouty thing. More
I see London, I see France, I see Paz de la Huerta‘s lack of underpants. Our Lady of Dirty hosted a burlesque event in Atlantic City on Saturday. The most ridiculous thing about this image is that Paz is actually pulling her dress to the side as if she’s pointing out her lack of underthings. Leave it to Paz! More
Making duck lips and touching your vagina is totally art. More
The duties of a TV celebrity don’t simply end after the three-hour awards ceremony. Oh no, these celebs must then hop in their horse-drawn limousines and put in an appearance at the after party. How tedious! Check out photos of Emmy winners and losers at parties hosted by AMC, HBO and The Governor. More
Oh man, tonight’s Emmy Awards is like Christmas for Crushable. Our two very favorite ridiculous women, Gwyneth Paltrow and Paz de la Huerta, are both dressed in utterly silly outfits. But whose look takes the insanity cake? More
You guys. This weekend was Charlie Sheen’s birthday. This weekend was ALSO Paz de la Huerta’s birthday. You heard me: Not one, but TWO Supreme Hot Mess Celebrities are celebrating their birthdays. Unreal! So even though the last thing these two, as well as every other celebrity hot mess out there, need are drinks, we’re going to raise a glass (or two, or three, or five) to them anyway. To the Celebrity Hot Messes of the world! Let us drink! And also play! For drinking games make the world go round! More
Lingerie brand Agent Provocateur has given Paz de la Huerta the role of a lifetime in this new ad: they’ve allowed to to “accidentally” slip out of her clothing over and over again. Which is, of course, what the Boardwalk Empire star is best at. More
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This is advertising we can get behind — especially since it’s in our city! To promote the second season of Boardwalk Empire, HBO went above and beyond just posters in the subway station: They’ve got a vintage 1920s subway train that will run along the 2/3 stop throughout New York City on weekends in September. More
What a weird confluence of events. Boardwalk Empire star Paz de la Huerta had to report to court this morning after she punched reality star Samantha Swetra in the face in March. She pleaded guilty to harassment and got a fairly light sentence: One day of community service and 12 weeks of alcohol counseling. Could she have gotten off the hook so easily because of the alluring lotion she slathered on her legs in the courthouse? More
We figured it out, Paz de la Huerta is our favorite SNL character ever! She’s played by Fred Armisen as a wealthy agoraphobic who lives on champagne and hot dog flavored bonbons.
In this video for lifestyle publication Imagine Fashion, Paz discusses a film she recently finished directing and editing and lists some filmmakers she’d like to work with (Bertolucci, herself, probably). She also talks about being filled up with creative juices, which sounds both disgusting and erotic at the same time. Also, not to be a dick, but Paz was raised in SoHo by a white American mother — so, like, what’s up with the Spanish accent, lady? More
We look at this photo of Paz de la Huerta and all we see is menstruation gone horribly, horribly wrong. We see the most effed up period of all time. In reality, it’s an ad for a movie called Nurse 3D which is, shockingly, about an evil nurse. Paz: please, please, please let us get you a towel? More
Weird things that happened this week included Game of Thrones actor Sean Bean getting stabbed in a bar brawl. I have to admit, though, that this one kind of makes me adore him just a little bit more, because he was apparently leaping to defend the honor of model April Summers. Furthermore, after the incident, instead of heading to the hospital, he merely went back inside the bar, asked for a first aid kit, and patched himself up while ordering another drink, which I find mildly hilarious. Though Bean certainly isn’t the only celebrity to have gotten into a bar brawl, he may well be one of the only ones that has done so for an honorable reason. Honorable or now, though, here are 13 other notable celebrity bar fracases. Who’s side are YOU rooting for? More