Topic: Paz De La Huerta

Celebrity Hot Messes Need A Drink(ing Game)

Celebrity Hot Messes Need A Drink(ing Game)

You guys. This weekend was Charlie Sheen’s birthday. This weekend was ALSO Paz de la Huerta’s birthday. You heard me: Not one, but TWO Supreme Hot Mess Celebrities are celebrating their birthdays. Unreal! So even though the last thing these two, as well as every other celebrity hot mess out there, need are drinks, we’re going to raise a glass (or two, or three, or five) to them anyway. To the Celebrity Hot Messes of the world! Let us drink! And also play! For drinking games make the world go round! More »

Paz de la Huerta Found Guilty of Harassment, But It’s OK Because Men Approve of Her Lotion Habits

Paz de la Huerta Found Guilty of Harassment, But It's OK Because Men Approve of Her Lotion Habits

What a weird confluence of events. Boardwalk Empire star Paz de la Huerta had to report to court this morning after she punched reality star Samantha Swetra in the face in March. She pleaded guilty to harassment and got a fairly light sentence: One day of community service and 12 weeks of alcohol counseling. Could she have gotten off the hook so easily because of the alluring lotion she slathered on her legs in the courthouse? More »

Video: Paz de la Huerta on Being Filled Up with Juice

Video: Paz de la Huerta on Being Filled Up with Juice

We figured it out, Paz de la Huerta is our favorite SNL character ever! She’s played by Fred Armisen as a wealthy agoraphobic who lives on champagne and hot dog flavored bonbons.

In this video for lifestyle publication Imagine Fashion, Paz discusses a film she recently finished directing and editing and lists some filmmakers she’d like to work with (Bertolucci, herself, probably). She also talks about being filled up with creative juices, which sounds both disgusting and erotic at the same time. Also, not to be a dick, but Paz was raised in SoHo by a white American mother — so, like, what’s up with the Spanish accent, lady? More »

13 Celebrity Bar Brawls

13 Celebrity Bar Brawls

Weird things that happened this week included Game of Thrones actor Sean Bean getting stabbed in a bar brawl. I have to admit, though, that this one kind of makes me adore him just a little bit more, because he was apparently leaping to defend the honor of model April Summers. Furthermore, after the incident, instead of heading to the hospital, he merely went back inside the bar, asked for a first aid kit, and patched himself up while ordering another drink, which I find mildly hilarious. Though Bean certainly isn’t the only celebrity to have gotten into a bar brawl, he may well be one of the only ones that has done so for an honorable reason. Honorable or now, though, here are 13 other notable celebrity bar fracases. Who’s side are YOU rooting for? More »