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Jersey Shore Will End This Fall, But STDs Are The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Jersey Shore Will End This Fall, But STDs Are The Gift That Keeps On Giving

MTV announced this afternoon that the “sun will set on the shore” after Jersey Shore‘s sixth and final season airs this fall.  I was planning on reminiscing over the fist pumps, baby bumps, alcohol poisoning, closeted cast members, the awful impression Italy now has of America, domestic disturbances, Guidettes and meatballs, but no– something else caught my eye while reading about the epic conclusion of the Jersey Shore:  Each cast member has a clause in his or her contract regarding STDs. More »

Jersey Shore Field Notes: Ciao, Italia

Jersey Shore Field Notes: Ciao, Italia


(By an anthropologist)

0:00 – Out specimens are about to leave Italy, and so this is the last we will see of them for a while. Presumably, they will hibernate like wild animals do in the winter.

0:30 – We see our specimen The Situation, who’s not wearing pants and talking about how he’s not wearing pants.

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