I put off learning about this Pauly D baby daddy scandal as long as I could, because I was hoping that if I ignored it for long enough, it would go away. But that hasn’t happened yet, and things keep getting weirder, so it’s time for me to give you your cliff notes guide to the whole situation. More
Topic: Pauly D
I never thought I’d say this, but I learned a lot from those Jersey Shore guidos and their terrible decisions. More
In this last season of Jersey Shore where so many cast members disappointed me by pulling it together, Paula Pickard stood out like the shining, hot-mess star that she is. Nut cake and all. More
When I’m right I’m right, and when I’m wrong I’m really wrong. And I was really wrong about Paula Pickard from Jersey Shore. Crazy wrong. More
Eight simple rules for hosting a Jersey Shore-style Shore Shower that even Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi could be proud of. (Hint: don’t forget to invite your former smush-buddies.) More
I never would have predicted it, but my new favorite cast member on Jersey Shore is freshly-rehabbed Mike Sorrentino. I guess that means I’m outgrowing the show. More
MTV announced this afternoon that the “sun will set on the shore” after Jersey Shore‘s sixth and final season airs this fall. I was planning on reminiscing over the fist pumps, baby bumps, alcohol poisoning, closeted cast members, the awful impression Italy now has of America, domestic disturbances, Guidettes and meatballs, but no– something else caught my eye while reading about the epic conclusion of the Jersey Shore: Each cast member has a clause in his or her contract regarding STDs. More
Last night I made the unfortunate decision to watch FOX’s new reality show The Choice. Although the entire premise sounded slightly trashy and highly illogical, I thought maybe, just maybe, it could be a fun entertaining summer show. More
Seeing all the commercials for the new celebrity dating show The Choice obviously made me reminisce on my own dating past. While I’ve never dated a celebrity, I have gone on a real blind date. Emphasis on the word blind. More
Am I the only one who expected Fox’s dating reality show The Choice to have more recognizable “celebrities” than Carmen Electra and Taylor Hicks? More
Pauly’s stalker is another casualty in the war between him and Vinny; Snooki and Deena blow off work to party; and JWoww confronts her boyfriend about not respecting her time. More
Jersey Shore Field Notes are a detailed account of MTV’s hit show. As written by an anthropologist. More
Jersey Shore Field Notes are a detailed account of MTV’s hit show. As written by an anthropologist.
0:00 – Our specimens are returning to their homeland of Jersey. Their stores of muscles, laundry and tanning are severely depleted due mostly to a misunderstanding of the metric system.
(By an anthropologist)
0:00 – Out specimens are about to leave Italy, and so this is the last we will see of them for a while. Presumably, they will hibernate like wild animals do in the winter.
0:30 – We see our specimen The Situation, who’s not wearing pants and talking about how he’s not wearing pants.