Anybody wanna feel like a far-seeing fortune teller today? Read this new essay on Justin Bieber and use the benefit of hindsight to marvel at the irony of the quotes from his mom, Pattie Malette and his manager, Scooter Braun. More
Topic: Pattie Mallette
I guess I don’t really understand teenagers, because the pranks that the young fan bases are playing on their idols for April Fool’s Day are completely mystifying me. More
If even Justin Bieber‘s mom is saying she’s given up, we’re officially effed. More
Since Jeremy is really pushing for that Worst Father Ever award, you might as well learn a little about him. So here are five facts about Jeremy Jack Bieber, also known as the loins from which Justin Bieber was created. Should we nickname him Frankenstein? He did create a monster, after all. More
Whenever I read a quote from Justin Bieber’s mom Pattie Mallette, the letters UUUGGGGHHHHH make their way across a huge news crawl inside my brain for at least the next half hour. She L-O-V-E-S using Bieber’s fame for her own gain, like, say, to promote her book (which has his name in the subtitle and for which he “wrote” the foreword) but when it comes to anything less-than-favorable that her son has done, she’s hands off. More
Pattie Mallette hasn’t reached Kris Jenner status in that she doesn’t yet have a talk show or plans for world domination, but she does have a book. A book which I would bet all my old copies of Tiger Beat would never have gotten published if Pattie wasn’t Justin Bieber’s mom. But now Pattie’s gone the Selena Gomez route and banned questions about him on her book tour. More
There might be some confusion here. When the entire rational world said Pattie should really “keep an eye on Justin” so he doesn’t get into trouble, we didn’t mean her eye should literally stay on him in effigy for the rest of his life. Sorry, but that disembodied, inky eyeball is not going to do any good. More
You might have heard of a certain shirt-intolerant pop star by the name of Justin Bieber. You also might have heard of his mother Pattie Mallette, although you might be unsure about exactly how many Ts and Ls are in her name. But I’m not entirely convinced that Pattie herself has heard of Justin Bieber. Maybe we need to set up a meeting. More
It’s a troubling double standard that we laugh it off when young stars like Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber get drunk, yet when it’s their older counterparts like Lindsay Lohan stumbling out of bars, we immediately pull out our judgment hats and talk about rehab. More
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After years of managing Justin Bieber‘s career, his mom Pattie Mallette is releasing a memoir about her drastically different adolescence. Of course, the fact that it’s called Nowhere But Up: The Story of Justin Bieber’s Mom gives you a hint as to who its audience is. We came up with some sample chapters we’d like to see. More
Justin Bieber‘s mom Pattie Mallette celebrated her birthday Saturday night at Justin’s show in Berlin with a surprise from JB. At the end of the concert, Justin brought out a cake and had his mom come up to blow out the candles. But whoops! Pattie set her hair on fire and Justin had to extinguish the flames. What a champ! More