They’re nearly half your age and party twice as hard. More
Topic: Patrick Schwarzenegger
Well Taylor Swift has certainly gone and done it now. Just when everyone thought she had what it takes to be picked as Mitt Romney’s running mate, she started dating a Kennedy. A Kennedy! She might as well be gay-married to a socialist dog. More
Taylor Swift for President of The United States? It could happen. Especially after hearing that she spent the Fourth of July canoodling with Patrick Schwarzenegger and other Kennedy family members in Massachusetts. More
A skiing injury over the weekend left Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s cute 18-year-old son Patrick with a bruised and bloodied butt. And what better way for a millennial to begin the healing process than by posting a photo of his injuries to Twitter? (Warning: grossness ahead. Grossness and a little bit of butt.) More
Patrick Schwarzenegger turned 18 in September, so lust away. Like, feel free to print this photo out and tape it to your wall as if you were back in high school. No one’s going to stop you, not me and not the cops. More
Man, you guys – Patrick Schwarzenegger is still 17, which means we’re still super creepy for thinking he’s attractive. We can’t help it; the kid’s a Kennedy! More
Patrick Schwarzenegger is still 17, so we’re still not going to comment on how attractive he is. Nope, not going to make any mention of how well he fills out that suit. Refuse to talk about that blinding smile or those smoldering eyes. No way, we don’t find Patrick attractive at all. More
This should come as very good news for those of you who want to avoid being cradle robbers. In the meantime, though, here’s what you’ve all had to say this week: More
The worst thing happened the other day, you guys. I was walking to the subway — headphones in, iced coffee trickling down my gullet — and I made eye contact with a cute dude walking on the other side of the street. I kept it up with the eyes, getting all swoony, and when he got closer I saw that he was wearing a backpack. And realized I was walking near a high school. Basically, I felt the same kind of creepy that I do when admiring photos of the beautiful specimen that is Patrick Schwarzenegger (who’s now going by Patrick Shriver). Want to experience those mixed emotions yourself? Then check out this gallery. More
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Things we learned this week include the fact that you guys all hate Tucker Max. So do we. It’s a match made in heaven! Here’s what you’ve all been saying this week: More
If there’s one good thing to come out of the Arnold Schwarzenegger “love child” scandal it’s the raise in profile of Arnold’s oldest son, Patrick. He’s been vocal about the situation on Twitter, defending the strength of his family. What else does Patrick have going on? Here are five things to know about the cute 17-year-old: More
We’re seeing some real humility our of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver‘s son Patrick in the wake of their divorce announcement. Hear that everyone? He’ll be okay, because he’s got a Hummer! Phew. More