What are you guys doing to celebrate Earth Day? And us? Exactly the same thing we do every day, except with ten times the guilt. Ugh, sorry we got this takeout coffee cup, seriously, we are so, sosorry! For shame. More
Topic: Parting Tweet
Says the guy whose livelihood is based on working in television, where he plays a character who works in television. Jeremy Piven, you’re maybe not the best candidate for TV-related sanctimony! More
Okay, let’s break this down:
1. Air is that which sustains us and keeps us alive.
2. Music is no different from air, therefore music keeps us alive.
3. Music keeps us alive, however music is not to be taken seriously.
4. That which keeps us alive is not to be taken seriously.
“Staying alive is not an important thing at all.” – Adam Levine More
Happy Passover, you guys! We’re on our way upstate to visit our grandparents. We’ll leave a glass of wine out for either Elijah or Joan Rivers, in case either of them would like to stop by. More
When will drinking water become a crime? Maybe when water’s accused of bank fraud and money laundering. Which is what’s going on with the whole online poker thing (the four largest sites were indicted last week, effectively killing the game). But hey, look on the bright side: poker night at Danny Masterson‘s next week! More
Post it, Anderson, post it! Public humiliation: that’ll teach people to pee in public. (Ew.) More
You guys! Shocking news on the soap opera front. ABC canceled both All My Children and One Life to Live. Susan Lucci has starred on All My Children since 1970, which is absolutely insane. Our grandmothers will miss you, Erica Kane. More
Aw, Helen Hunt joined Twitter, and it turns out she’s super self-deprecating and funny. She’s been recording a voice for a movie about a dog, which is what the above is in reference to. Stay cool, HH! More
If you’ve ever wanted to go on a date with actress/Whitesnake hottie Tawny Kitaen, here’s your chance. Please say we’re compatible, please say we’re compatible! More
Sarah Jessica Parker joined Twitter today with the name @sjp. (How was “SJP” not already taken?) Sarah follows zero people and has yet to actually tweet, but she did take the time to upload this creepy photo of her eye. Warning: don’t look directly into its iris or you’ll turn into a Miranda. Ew! More
The votes are in and the Bronx Zoo Cobra has a new name (rejected finalists include “Cleopatra” and “Agnes”). While Mia’s a clever pun on M.I.A. (albeit one that was already utilized by, er, M.I.A, the name does not suit the cobra herself. Like the rest of the world, she just wants to be Mrs. Justin Bieber. Just don’t tell Selena Gomez! More
Anderson Cooper‘s pocket tweets are so much more subtle than ours. For instance, when we say “Oops, I say on my phone” it’s usually because we just accidentally tweet “So, who wants to come over and make out to the RENT soundtrack.” Anderson though, always the consummate gentlemen even in times of technological mishap. More
Just one day after he won a Shorty Award for being the best tweetin’ actor, Neil Patrick Harris threatened to quit Twitter. At first we weren’t sure if it was April Fool’s Day prank as there are some pretty mean jerks on the Internet. But then Neil followed up with the tweet: “… april fools … My followers rock.”
Fair enough, Doogie! More