With it’s hawt techno beatz and its complete disregard for quality, it’s everything that you’ve come to come to expect from the heiress…PLUS MORE! More
Toddlers And Tiaras returns tonight, which is a relief because I finally identified what exactly what was missing from my life, and it was screaming girlchildren all made up and standing in a row. There’s something about the timbre of a baby beauty queen’s voice that I just can’t get anywhere else; it’s the perfect combination of shrill and demanding, with just the tiniest dusting of Pixi Stick powder sprinkled over the top. More
Summer is quickly approaching and because I know all of you are teetering around in giant foam platform flip-flops, I thought it might be a good time to brush up on summer style. More
David Letterman is a braver, more optimistic man than I, because he just announced that he’ll be having Lindsay Lohan on his show on Tuesday, April 9th. Oh man. Even seeing that typed up makes me nervous, because there are so many ways this could potentially go wrong. More
It looks like we have another celebrity hacking scandal on our hands, and this is a biggie that covers everyone from reality stars to musicians to actors to politicians to law enforcement. The hacker obtained personal information, including financial records and social security numbers, for a over a dozen people and posted them online. Get ready for one hell of a victim list. More
So here’s the problem with The Bling Ring teaser trailer. Emma Watson looks so cool and so chic in that I kinda want her to rob my house now. More
A recent skiing accident in Lake Tahoe left left Paris Hilton‘s new boy toy River Viiperi bleeding and strapped to a stretcher, which was obviously the perfect occasion for some glamorous selfie action. More
When we last left The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, chaos erupted at Kyle Richard’s Moroccan dinner party. Brandi Glanville got into it with Mauricio Umansky, Kyle’s husband, over her feud with the Maloof-Nassifs. Everyone is trying to diffuse the situation, and being the honorable man he is, Ken Vanderpump comes to Brandi’s defense, calling Mauricio a “typical man,” but Mauricio isn’t having any of this. More
Bret Easton Ellis says Academy Award winning director Kathryn Bigelow is only popular because she’s hot, proving that he’s only popular because he’s a dick. More
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This gallery ranges from the brilliant (Chloe Moretz as a zombie and Katy Perry as a Daria character) to the costumes that made us kinda uncomfortable and wishing that celebrities could be a little more sensitive. More
Celebrities trolling each other with mocking Halloween costumes: It’s a beautiful thing. More
Even as Paris Hilton tries to distract us from her disgusting life by saying disgusting things, let’s not forget that she, 31, is currently dating a 21-year old, River Viiperi. Now join me as we determine just how old he was for the various mistakes she’s made in her rich and storied career. More
Paris Hilton caused quite a stir with her secretly recorded anti-gay (or more specifically, anti-Grindr) remarks that came out yesterday, and now the high tech dick map has hit back the only mature way it could have: by saying she dates gay guys. More
Does anyone care about Paris Hilton anymore? Well, if you’d asked me that question yesterday, I would have said “sure! Drag queens and a certain kitsch-appreciating type of fashion gay think she is FIERCE.” But that might be over with, thanks to some rather ignorant comments of hers that were secretly recorded in a taxi cab. More