Topic: paris-hilton

Weekend WTF: Did Lindsay Lohan Order The Beat-Down Of Paris Hilton’s Brother?

Weekend WTF: Did Lindsay Lohan Order The Beat-Down Of Paris Hilton's Brother?

In the most random celebrity news you’ll hear all weekend, Barron Hilton, brother of Paris, was repeatedly punched in the face by an unknown assailant. That in itself isn’t exactly newsworthy, but the fact that Barron (the Hiltons aren’t exactly great baby-namers, huh?) is accusing Lindsay Lohan of orchestrating the attack is something worth noting. More »

Someone Saw Nelson Mandela’s Death As An Opportunity To Make Paris Hilton Look Like A Twitter Idiot

Someone Saw Nelson Mandela's Death As An Opportunity To Make Paris Hilton Look Like A Twitter Idiot

Former South African president Nelson Mandela passed away yesterday at age 95. While some people took to Twitter to share inspirational quotes from Mandela or to just express their sadness and condolences, it looks like somebody was using the death as an opportunity to make a celebrity look like an idiot. That celebrity is Paris Hilton, who says she was the victim of a Twitter hoax. More »

12 Celebrities With A Surprisingly Large Number Of Twitter Followers

12 Celebrities With A Surprisingly Large Number Of Twitter Followers

Obviously it makes sense to me that stars like Justin Bieber and Katy Perry have an enormous amount of followers (some of which may or may not be fake), because they’re huge stars with largely young fan bases. But there are celebs who pass the one million mark and the five million mark and then the ten million mark who make me think, “Really? Them? That many people want to follow them?” More »

10 Celebrities Who Dabbled In Singing Whose Songs You Secretly Loved

10 Celebrities Who Dabbled In Singing Whose Songs You Secretly Loved

As a shameless lover of mindless pop music and celebrities making fools of themselves, there’s nothing quite like the joy I feel when an actor or socialite or model releases a song. And as much as you might cover your ears and roll your eyes at all the auto-tuned ridiculousness contained in these videos, I bet you’ve secretly danced along to one or two of them. Admit it. More »

Just A Bunch Of Fame-Hungry Celebrities And Their Kids At Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch

Just A Bunch Of Fame-Hungry Celebrities And Their Kids At Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch

Autumn brings yellowing leaves cool breezes, but it also brings the scent of something unfamiliar on the air. What is that I smell? Is it…B-list celebrity? Or even C-list? It’s hard to tell from this distance, considering the aroma is coming all the way from Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood, California, but it definitely has the reek of desperation. More »

10 Celebrities Who Could’ve Gotten Their Start On Toddlers And Tiaras

10 Celebrities Who Could've Gotten Their Start On Toddlers And Tiaras

Toddlers And Tiaras returns tonight, which is a relief because I finally identified what exactly what was missing from my life, and it was screaming girlchildren all made up and standing in a row. There’s something about the timbre of a baby beauty queen’s voice that I just can’t get anywhere else; it’s the perfect combination of shrill and demanding, with just the tiniest dusting of Pixi Stick powder sprinkled over the top. More »

A Dozen Celebrities Have Been Hacked, So I’m Withdrawing My Application To Be Famous

A Dozen Celebrities Have Been Hacked, So I'm Withdrawing My Application To Be Famous

It looks like we have another celebrity hacking scandal on our hands, and this is a biggie that covers everyone from reality stars to musicians to actors to politicians to law enforcement. The hacker obtained personal information, including financial records and social security numbers, for a over a dozen people and posted them online. Get ready for one hell of a victim list. More »