Topic: paris-hilton

The Most Important Summer Style Lessons You Can Learn From Celebs

Summer is quickly approaching and because I know all of you are teetering around in giant foam platform flip-flops, I thought it might be a good time to brush up on summer style. More »

Hold Onto Your Rehab, Because Lindsay Lohan Is Gonna Be On TV Again

David Letterman is a braver, more optimistic man than I, because he just announced that he’ll be having Lindsay Lohan on his show on Tuesday, April 9th. Oh man. Even seeing that typed up makes me nervous, because there are so many ways this could potentially go wrong. More »

A Dozen Celebrities Have Been Hacked, So I’m Withdrawing My Application To Be Famous

It looks like we have another celebrity hacking scandal on our hands, and this is a biggie that covers everyone from reality stars to musicians to actors to politicians to law enforcement. The hacker obtained personal information, including financial records and social security numbers, for a over a dozen people and posted them online. Get ready for one hell of a victim list. More »

Emma Watson Is Like The Cutest Little Burglar Ever In The Bling Ring Trailer

So here’s the problem with The Bling Ring teaser trailer. Emma Watson looks so cool and so chic in that I kinda want her to rob my house now. More »

Paris Hilton Poses For Self Portrait As Her Boyfriend Bleeds On A Stretcher Behind Her

A recent skiing accident in Lake Tahoe left left Paris Hilton‘s new boy toy River Viiperi bleeding and strapped to a stretcher, which was obviously the perfect occasion for some glamorous selfie action. More »

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: The Vanderpumps Versus The Richards

When we last left The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, chaos erupted at Kyle Richard’s Moroccan dinner party. Brandi Glanville got into it with Mauricio Umansky, Kyle’s husband, over her feud with the Maloof-Nassifs. Everyone is trying to diffuse the situation, and being the honorable man he is, Ken Vanderpump comes to Brandi’s defense, calling Mauricio a “typical man,” but Mauricio isn’t having any of this. More »

Bret Easton Ellis’ New Years Resolution Was To Be 2012′s Most Hated Guy And He’s Running Out Of Time

Bret Easton Ellis says Academy Award winning director Kathryn Bigelow is only popular because she’s hot, proving that he’s only popular because he’s a dick. More »

And Now For All The Other Celebrity Halloween Costumes Of 2012

This gallery ranges from the brilliant (Chloe Moretz as a zombie and Katy Perry as a Daria character) to the costumes that made us kinda uncomfortable and wishing that celebrities could be a little more sensitive. More »

With Deryck Whibley As Avril Lavigne, Celebrity Halloween Costumes Were Really Meta This Year

Celebrities trolling each other with mocking Halloween costumes: It’s a beautiful thing. More »

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A Timeline: How Old Was Paris Hilton‘s 21-Year Old Boyfriend For These 10 Career Milestones?

Even as Paris Hilton tries to distract us from her disgusting life by saying disgusting things, let’s not forget that she, 31, is currently dating a 21-year old, River Viiperi. Now join me as we determine just how old he was for the various mistakes she’s made in her rich and storied career. More »

Grindr Hits Back At Paris Hilton’s Anti-Gay Remarks By Saying She Dates Gay Guys

Paris Hilton caused quite a stir with her secretly recorded anti-gay (or more specifically, anti-Grindr) remarks that came out yesterday, and now the high tech dick map has hit back the only mature way it could have: by saying she dates gay guys. More »

Paris Hilton Alienates Her Remaining Fanbase By Saying Gay Men Are Horny, Disgusting AIDS Carriers

Does anyone care about Paris Hilton anymore? Well, if you’d asked me that question yesterday, I would have said “sure! Drag queens and a certain kitsch-appreciating type of fashion gay think she is FIERCE.” But that might be over with, thanks to some rather ignorant comments of hers that were secretly recorded in a taxi cab. More »

Let’s Compare Real Celebrity Mugshots With Their 1920s Doppelgangers

An amazing new blog called Mugshot Doppelganger purports to bring you the 1920s criminal doppelgangers of various celebrities who’ve found themselves on the wrong side of the law. Because everyone looks classier as an old timey person. As it turns out, there’s no celebrity mugshot that can’t be improved with a little oldening. Let’s compare and contrast and you’ll see what I mean. More »

Suri Cruise Enrolled In A Catholic School, Presumably So She Can Learn How To Be Lady Gaga

The transition is almost complete. Not only has Suri Cruise been removed from the evil clutches of the Church of Scientology, but she’s now been enrolled in Catholic school by mom Katie Holmes. And not just any Catholic school. A famous one. It’s called Convent of the Sacred Heart, and it’s suuuuper exclusive and fancy, so I’m sure you’ve heard of it. I know Lady Gaga has, because she used to go there. More »

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