Remember yesterday when I told you that Jaden Smith wanted to get emancipated from his parents Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith? Well don’t be ridiculous because THAT SHIT IS HILARIOUS. More
Zoe Saldana might want to raise her kids with a man, or maybe a woman, or maybe a pair of shoes. She hasn’t decided yet, so stop being so insecure and immature. More
Yesterday, Ellen Degeneres continued the education of her TV children Sophia Grace and Rosie by sending them to The Gentle Barn to play with, and learn about, some adorable, friendly animals. Which made me wonder: would Ellen be a good parent to children of her own? Or is it a good thing that she says she and Portia De Rossi aren’t going to have any? More
Winning child beauty pageants is hard. In the midst of increasingly fierce competition, parents turn to expensive outfits, caffeinated beverages, and even human breast milk to gain that extra edge. More
When I first saw this picture of Mario Lopez trimming a Christmas tree in tiny mankini bottoms, I thought it a run of the mill Twitter overshare and moved on. Then I saw the whole, zoomed out version, and it got so much worse. More
Taking very young children to conventionally grownup events is always a gamble, and judging by Jennifer Lopez‘s mommy and me venture to Fashion Week Paris, it would seem her circumstances were no exception. More
A bit of faux-outrage has hit the Internet today following the “revelation” that Snoop
Dogg Lion likes to blaze with his 18-year-old son Corde Calvin Broadus, and probably has since he was wee. This information comes via photos Corde posted to his Twitter account, as well as common fucking sense, based on what we know about Snoop Dogg. More
As part of his ongoing campaign to torture and humiliate the children of America, Jimmy Kimmel, protector of the weak (provided those weak people are celebrities) recently asked parents to “prank” their kids by dressing them up in horrible back-to-school outfits. As usual, the results were amusing, if you’re a mean person who hates children. More
The most interesting thing on Toddlers and Tiaras has always been the way the pageant moms project their own failed dreams onto children who are barely old enough to walk. The most messed up thing is what this can do to kids who aren’t well-suited (and/or ready) for the pageant lifestyle. Both of those things come together in this preview video from the upcoming season, which hints that it will be the darkest one yet. More
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Rumor has it Kris Jenner wants her own daytime talk show – and she’d love to have Khloe Kardashian as her co-host. “Kris thinks a mother-daughter talk show would be brilliant,” a source tells HollywoodLife.com. “They want to make it family friendly and discuss all different types of subjects from infertility to sister rivalry. They also want to have celebrity guests on the show starting with Kanye and Kim.” Lord help us all! More
As you may know, actress Jemima Kirke, who plays the free-spirited (and newly married!) Jessa on HBO’s Girls, is currently pregnant with her second child. As Girls is shooting its second season right now, it seems like she’s going to be visibly pregnant for at least part of the time she’s working on the show. I doubt they’ll write her pregnancy into the script (Lena Dunham can’t write about experiences she’s never had, remember?), but wouldn’t it be neat if they did? Here are some scenarios viewers might find preferable to having Jessa acquire a sudden fondness for muumuus. More
This week, the whole world is up in arms about 44-year old mother Patricia Krentcil for reasons that I don’t understand. If you hadn’t heard, Ms. Krentcil is the New Jersey mother who took her five-year-old daughter tanning only to be arrested on second-degree child endangerment. More
A newly posted video of Alicia Silverstone spitting chewed up food into her 11-month old son’s mouth has a lot of people feeling pretty grossed out, and rightly so. Then again, it’s not too far off from how I imagine Cher Horowitz might parent a child. More