Topic: Oscars 2013

So Turns Out Amanda Seyfried Stole Anne Hathaway’s Oscar Dress

Lest you think the saga of Anne Hathaway‘s Oscar dress is over, it’s only just beginning… More »

There’s Nothing Better Than This GIF Of Jennifer Lawrence Being Attacked By Her Brothers

I debated for a little bit this morning whether I should share this amazing Jennifer Lawrence GIF with you. I know we’re all a little Oscar-ed out right now. But then I thought, it’s Jennifer Lawrence. You can never get too much of her More »

Your Step-By-Step Guide To Having An Opinion About Seth MacFarlane At The Oscars

Hi! Welcome to the day after the Oscars! I bet you have a lot of opinions about Seth MacFarlane, and I can’t wait to hear them, but first why don’t you use our handy guide to forming opinions so you don’t make an ass out of yourself. More »

Jessica Chastain May Not Have An Oscar, But She Does Have A Rich Italian Man Friend

This is just proof that when you hand Jessica Chastain a lemon in the form of not winning the Best Actress Oscar, that she’ll make she’ll make delicious, tanned, rich, attractive lemonade out of it, in the form of her hot Italian billionaire boyfriend Gian Luca Passi De Preposulo. More »

The 2013 Awards For The Best Award Show Moments Of 2013

In honor of the end of our favorite holiday season, we wanted to celebrate appropriately. And really, what’s more appropriate than giving out awards for the best awards show? So with no further ado, here’s the best of the best…and the worst of the worst. More »

The Onion May Have Gone Too Far In Calling 9-Year Old Quvenzhané Wallis The C-Word

The Onion May Have Gone Too Far In Calling 9-Year Old QuvenzhanÃ© Wallis The C-Word

Here is a list of a few things I like: Quvenzhané Wallis. The Onion. Irreverence. So isn’t it strange that when all those things are combined, I don’t like them at all? Like when The Onion jokingly and irreverently referred to Quvenzhané, 9, as the c-word in a now-deleted tweet. More »

Is Ben Affleck Trying To Tell Us That He And Jennifer Garner Are Headed For Divorce?

Judging by Ben Affleck‘s speech last night, I’m kind of worried for his relationship with Jennifer Garner. But they can’t break up, because their love is all I have left in this world. More »

Jennifer Lawrence Admits To Doing A Shot Before Giving The Best Oscars Interview Ever

Just like Miley Cyrus, Jennifer Lawrence cannot be tamed. The 2013 Oscar winner shined as bright as always in a post-Oscars interview that reminds us just why we hate the media. More »

Congratulations To Draco Malfoy’s Family, The Winningest Wizards At The Oscars

Like every human being worth a second glance in this world, I’ve been watching The Oscars tonight, and I just want to be the first Muggle to congratulate Draco Malfoy and his family for the three Academy Awards they’ve won tonight. More »

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Possible Explanations For Kristen Stewart’s Crutches At The 2013 Oscars

But why is she on crutches? No one knows. Like Adele’s son’s name, it’s a secret being closely guarded by Hollywood’s elite. More »

Watch The Full Video Of Paperman, The Adorable Oscar-Winning Animated Short

Watch the full video of Paperman, the adorable animated short that just won the Academy Award. More »

Let’s Rewatch ‘We Saw Your Boobs’ Because We Can

Wow, I just went through quite the roller coaster of emotions watching the 2013 Oscars opening number. At first I loved it. Then I liked it. Then sock puppets!? More »

Apparently Anne Hathaway Thought The Oscars Was BYONipple

Is it just me, or does it look like Anne Hathaway is headed to a prom in the midwest instead of to the Oscars tonight? And don’t even get me started on those (real? fake?) nips. More »

Countdown To The Oscars: I Already Can’t Wait For These Things To Happen

Today is my Superbowl Sunday. I think the Oscars are a Superbowl for every pop culture-obsessed female and gay man under the age of 60. More »

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