Topic: Oscars 2012

Crush Links: Whitney Cummings Makes An Off-Color Joke About Christian Bale’s Rage Issues

Crush Links: Whitney Cummings Makes An Off-Color Joke About Christian Bale's Rage Issues

• Some people perceived Jim Rash‘s gentle mockery of Angelina Jolie‘s infamous Oscars leg as mean-spirited bullying. (The Stir)

• Whitney Cummings‘ joke about letting Christian Bale murder her hits a little too close to home for Rihanna and Chris Brown‘s detractors. (Lainey Gossip)

• These bloggers think that Jay-Z needs to stop worrying about protégé Rihanna and focus on his own problems. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• LMFAO announces North American tour, with tickets going on sale this Friday. (Have U Heard)

• Here’s a weird potential celebrity couple: Taylor Swift was spotted out on a dinner date with Tim Tebow. (Celebuzz)

• Julia Roberts shows how humble she and her family are: Her son Finn calls her “Julia Robinson.” (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Crush Links: Will Fashion-Forward Lady Gaga Play An Alien In Men In Black III?

Crush Links: Will Fashion-Forward Lady Gaga Play An Alien In Men In Black III?

• Rumor has it a jealous Demi Moore banned Cameron Diaz from attending her and Madonna‘s post-Oscars party, because Cameron flirted with Ashton Kutcher at the Golden Globes in January. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Why Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt are one of the more functional and happy couples in Hollywood. (Lainey Gossip)

• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are almost finished building an eco-friendly theme park for their six children. (Have U Heard)

• Lady Gaga, who’s suffered many alien jokes over the course of her career, will have a cameo in Men in Black III, though it’s not yet clear what kind of role she’ll play. (Celebuzz)

• Five essential Berenstain Bears books that every kid should own. (The Stir)

• Rumored new couple alert: Alexander Skarsgard and Elizabeth Olsen. (Have U Heard)

• Did Robert Pattinson and his dad check out a German sex club together? Talk about father-son bonding. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Crush Links: Oscars Wrap-Up And Celebs Rocking Fake Mustaches

Crush Links: Oscars Wrap-Up And Celebs Rocking Fake Mustaches

• The Stir got to cover the Oscars—first, check out one mom’s search for an appropriate red carpet dress that doesn’t require hooker heels. (The Stir)

• Mark Wahlberg claims he has a friend at PriceWaterhouseCoopers who told him all the Oscar winners ahead of time… and he got The Artist/Jean Dujardin right, not to mention Christopher Plummer‘s win. (Have U Heard)

• Residents of Bucklebery, England, accuse Kate Middleton‘s new royal status as creating more crime in the small elite neighborhood. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner are the latest celebrities to clown around wearing fake mustaches. (Celebuzz)

• Whitney Houston‘s final resting place is apparently a prime target for grave robbers. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Check out what dresses celebrities changed into for Elton John‘s after party. (Have U Heard)

• Lainey Gossip calls this year’s Oscars a “palate cleanser” from last year’s James Franco/Anne Hathaway disaster, but she has another young person in mind for host. (Lainey Gossip)