Topic: Oscars 2012

Crushable Quotable: Michael Fassbender Says That Peeing In Shame Cost Him An Oscar

Michael Fassbender is a good sport about not getting an Oscar nomination for Shame, but it’s clear that it really bothered him. Poor Fassy! More »

5 Facts About Kate Young, The Most Powerful Stylist In Hollywood

Here’s what you should know about Kate Young, who the Hollywood Reporter named this year’s most powerful stylist in Hollywood. Like, does she want a reality show like last year’s #1 Rachel Zoe? More »

Insane Rumor Of The Day: Angelina Jolie’s Right Leg At The Oscars Was A Distraction From Her Baby Bump

Even though Twitter thinks she was too skinny at the Oscars, now people are saying that Angelina Jolie‘s infamous right leg was just a cover-up to keep the press from noticing her pregnancy. It’s a conspiracy! More »

Crush Links: Whitney Cummings Makes An Off-Color Joke About Christian Bale’s Rage Issues

• Some people perceived Jim Rash‘s gentle mockery of Angelina Jolie‘s infamous Oscars leg as mean-spirited bullying. (The Stir)

• Whitney Cummings‘ joke about letting Christian Bale murder her hits a little too close to home for Rihanna and Chris Brown‘s detractors. (Lainey Gossip)

• These bloggers think that Jay-Z needs to stop worrying about protégé Rihanna and focus on his own problems. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• LMFAO announces North American tour, with tickets going on sale this Friday. (Have U Heard)

• Here’s a weird potential celebrity couple: Taylor Swift was spotted out on a dinner date with Tim Tebow. (Celebuzz)

• Julia Roberts shows how humble she and her family are: Her son Finn calls her “Julia Robinson.” (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Crush Links: Will Fashion-Forward Lady Gaga Play An Alien In Men In Black III?

• Rumor has it a jealous Demi Moore banned Cameron Diaz from attending her and Madonna‘s post-Oscars party, because Cameron flirted with Ashton Kutcher at the Golden Globes in January. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Why Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt are one of the more functional and happy couples in Hollywood. (Lainey Gossip)

• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are almost finished building an eco-friendly theme park for their six children. (Have U Heard)

• Lady Gaga, who’s suffered many alien jokes over the course of her career, will have a cameo in Men in Black III, though it’s not yet clear what kind of role she’ll play. (Celebuzz)

• Five essential Berenstain Bears books that every kid should own. (The Stir)

• Rumored new couple alert: Alexander Skarsgard and Elizabeth Olsen. (Have U Heard)

• Did Robert Pattinson and his dad check out a German sex club together? Talk about father-son bonding. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Robert Downey Jr. Gets His Meme On By ‘Tebowing’ At The Oscars

What could have possessed The Avengers star Robert Downey Jr. to “Tebow” backstage at the Oscars? He’s already reaching the 18-24 demographic by playing Tony Stark, a.k.a. Iron Man. More »

Other Things J. Lo’s Stylist Should Deny In Addition To Her Nip Slip

So last night J. Lo’s areola came out to say hi when she presented the award for Best Costume Design and the world exploded with excitement. More »

Diablo Cody, The Hobbit, and Players: The Oscar Winners’ Next Projects

Octavia Spencer is working with Diablo Cody, and the writers of The Descendants have Kristen Wiig attached to an untitled action-comedy. Check out our list of Oscar winners’ next projects and find out what your favorite new and seasoned stars have up their sleeves for 2012 and beyond. More »

Hot Shots: Liam Hemsworth And Miley Cyrus Cleaned Up Good For The Oscars After Parties

Proof that even if you get photographed licking a penis cake, you can look snazzy and dignified at the Oscars after parties: Miley Cyrus channeled old Hollywood at Elton John’s Oscars after party, and boyfriend Liam Hemsworth got some practice for his Hunger Games press tour by walking the red carpet in a nice tux. More »

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Crush Links: Oscars Wrap-Up And Celebs Rocking Fake Mustaches

• The Stir got to cover the Oscars—first, check out one mom’s search for an appropriate red carpet dress that doesn’t require hooker heels. (The Stir)

• Mark Wahlberg claims he has a friend at PriceWaterhouseCoopers who told him all the Oscar winners ahead of time… and he got The Artist/Jean Dujardin right, not to mention Christopher Plummer‘s win. (Have U Heard)

• Residents of Bucklebery, England, accuse Kate Middleton‘s new royal status as creating more crime in the small elite neighborhood. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner are the latest celebrities to clown around wearing fake mustaches. (Celebuzz)

• Whitney Houston‘s final resting place is apparently a prime target for grave robbers. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Check out what dresses celebrities changed into for Elton John‘s after party. (Have U Heard)

• Lainey Gossip calls this year’s Oscars a “palate cleanser” from last year’s James Franco/Anne Hathaway disaster, but she has another young person in mind for host. (Lainey Gossip)

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