Topic: Oscars 2012

Crush Links: Whitney Cummings Makes An Off-Color Joke About Christian Bale’s Rage Issues

Crush Links: Whitney Cummings Makes An Off-Color Joke About Christian Bale's Rage Issues

• Some people perceived Jim Rash‘s gentle mockery of Angelina Jolie‘s infamous Oscars leg as mean-spirited bullying. (The Stir)

Whitney Cummings‘ joke about letting Christian Bale murder her hits a little too close to home for Rihanna and Chris Brown‘s detractors. (Lainey Gossip)

• These bloggers think that Jay-Z needs to stop worrying about protégé Rihanna and focus on his own problems. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• LMFAO announces North American tour, with tickets going on sale this Friday. (Have U Heard)

• Here’s a weird potential celebrity couple: Taylor Swift was spotted out on a dinner date with Tim Tebow. (Celebuzz)

Julia Roberts shows how humble she and her family are: Her son Finn calls her “Julia Robinson.” (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Crush Links: Will Fashion-Forward Lady Gaga Play An Alien In Men In Black III?

Crush Links: Will Fashion-Forward Lady Gaga Play An Alien In Men In Black III?

• Rumor has it a jealous Demi Moore banned Cameron Diaz from attending her and Madonna‘s post-Oscars party, because Cameron flirted with Ashton Kutcher at the Golden Globes in January. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Why Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt are one of the more functional and happy couples in Hollywood. (Lainey Gossip)

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are almost finished building an eco-friendly theme park for their six children. (Have U Heard)

• Lady Gaga, who’s suffered many alien jokes over the course of her career, will have a cameo in Men in Black III, though it’s not yet clear what kind of role she’ll play. (Celebuzz)

• Five essential Berenstain Bears books that every kid should own. (The Stir)

• Rumored new couple alert: Alexander Skarsgard and Elizabeth Olsen. (Have U Heard)

• Did Robert Pattinson and his dad check out a German sex club together? Talk about father-son bonding. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Crush Links: Oscars Wrap-Up And Celebs Rocking Fake Mustaches

Crush Links: Oscars Wrap-Up And Celebs Rocking Fake Mustaches

• The Stir got to cover the Oscars—first, check out one mom’s search for an appropriate red carpet dress that doesn’t require hooker heels. (The Stir)

Mark Wahlberg claims he has a friend at PriceWaterhouseCoopers who told him all the Oscar winners ahead of time… and he got The Artist/Jean Dujardin right, not to mention Christopher Plummer‘s win. (Have U Heard)

• Residents of Bucklebery, England, accuse Kate Middleton‘s new royal status as creating more crime in the small elite neighborhood. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner are the latest celebrities to clown around wearing fake mustaches. (Celebuzz)

Whitney Houston‘s final resting place is apparently a prime target for grave robbers. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Check out what dresses celebrities changed into for Elton John‘s after party. (Have U Heard)

• Lainey Gossip calls this year’s Oscars a “palate cleanser” from last year’s James Franco/Anne Hathaway disaster, but she has another young person in mind for host. (Lainey Gossip)