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Hanson + 12 Other Guys Who Look Better With Long Hair

Hanson + 12 Other Guys Who Look Better With Long Hair

I personally tend to be attracted to shorter-haired guys in general, and I’ve been known to yell at pictures of long, scraggly-haired celebrities that they need a haircut (cough, Brad Pitt, cough) while I hypocritically sit on my couch rocking my own unbrushed tresses. But there are some guys who I must admit really do it for me with the longer ‘dos. So here I present twelve Hollywood guys who look better with long hair. More »

Crush Links: Gene Simmons And Shannon Tweed Are Officially Married

Crush Links: Gene Simmons And Shannon Tweed Are Officially Married

Tupac’s sex tape discovered. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Congrats! Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed finally tie the knot. (Hollywood Hiccups)

Pippa Middleton looking hot in red. (Have U Heard)

David Beckham on the cover of WSJ Magazine. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Check the hilarious SNL Digital Short: Storm. (Hollywood Hiccups)

Rihanna talks about her childhood in Vogue. (Have U Heard)

Orlando simply adores his wife. (Lainey Gossip)

 

Main Street Needs A Drink(ing Game)

Main Street Needs A Drink(ing Game)

Two days ago, a little movie called Main Street was released. This movie confuses me. What to know why? Mostly, I can’t figure out exactly why a movie about the American South has so many British actors in the cast. Don’t get me wrong, I love me my British actors; but does this make sense to you? Because there’s something about hearing a southern drawl coming out of Colin Firth’s mouth that just makes me go, “Whaaaa?” The thing that really gets me is that Main Street was the final work of Horton Foote, who was super important both as a playwright (The Orphan’s Home Cycle) and as a screenwriter (the screenplays for the film adaptations of To Kill a Mockingbird and Of Mice and Men. Given this, maybe you can understand why I’m having so much trouble with the mere fact that I’m having so much trouble with this movie.

So here’s the deal: I’m going to give you Main Street’s trailer. The trailer is two minutes long. You’re going to break out a bottle of SoCo and a couple of shot glasses. We’re both going to attempt to understand what’s going on here. This one is going to be fast a furious. Ready? Set? Drink! More »

Questionable Choices: 9 Actors Who’ve Gotten Awful Haircuts for Big Movie Roles

Questionable Choices: 9 Actors Who've Gotten Awful Haircuts for Big Movie Roles

The reasoning behind Ben Affleck‘s awful Justin Bieber (circa 2009) haircut has finally been revealed: It’s for a movie! Specifically, for a project called Argo, which is set during the Iran hostage crisis of 1981. (Fun fact: That means the Biebs used to sport a cut from thirteen years before he was even born.)

Sadly, Affleck is not the only one to compromise his pretty hair for a plum role. I’m not talking about actors who suffer under itchy wigs — these are the ones who took razors and scissors to their award-winning locks and went temporarily ugly for the chance of big bucks at the box office. More »

Orlando Bloom’s ‘Three Musketeers’ Character Is a Little Less Cool Now

Orlando Bloom's 'Three Musketeers' Character Is a Little Less Cool Now

This is going to sound really silly, but for about two weeks I was convinced that Orlando Bloom‘s character in The Three Musketeers was pretentious and kind of a fop, all because of a piece of jewelry. You see, on the main poster for the movie, it looks like the Duke of Buckingham is wearing a charm on his mustache — you know, like the kind of weird trinkets Johnny Depp used to collect for his Jack Sparrow persona. I was actually excited at this weird costuming piece: I thought it represented how over-the-top and decadent the movie looks.

But alas, it was a trick of angles, and it turns out the charm is actually just a normal earring. More »