I haven’t had my passive-aggressive comment detector checked in a while (gotta remember to make an appointment for that), but my alarms are definitely going off right now. More
Topic: orlando bloom
Two people who are probably not so into Chris right now are Orlando Bloom and Justin Bieber, because they were just simultaneously dissed by Chris on the radio. More
Or maybe Karlie Kloss doesn’t want you to know, since she deleted all evidence of which side she stands on in the Bieber/Bloom Fisticuffs Scandal of 2014 pretty much immediately after posting. But we see you, girl! More
You guys, I have a very important question. If there was one celebrity that you could erase from the world, whom would it be? Oh and obviously it can’t be Justin Bieber, because that’s everyone’s answer, as I discovered this week. More
Remind me again how this guy still has any fans? More
Orlando Bloom reportedly took a swing at Justin Bieber at a restaurant in Ibiza, Spain, early Wednesday morning. “Taking a swing” is also known as “throwing a punch” or “trying to introduce your fist to someone’s face” or, since in this case Bieber was the punchee, “fulfilling everyone’s greatest fantasy.” More
If I told you there was a new story involving Selena Gomez, Orlando Bloom, Justin Bieber and Miranda Kerr, you might assume they went on some kind of double date, which would be weird for a number of reasons. But nope, this time it’s even crazier. More
Wanna know how I know Miranda Kerr is the most beautiful person on the face of the planet? Because she made Orlando Bloom wait six months for their first kiss, and he still married the girl. More
In case you were nervous that there’s nothing extra for you to worry about today, ‘break up boob jobs’ are apparently a thing now, and you have to get one immediately if you have any hope of following in Miranda Kerr‘s footsteps. More
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If I had a nickel for every time a celebrity’s family member spoke to the media to express supposed concern for their well-being and sadness over losing them to fame, I’d have a lot of nickels. But probably not enough to make me rich, so let’s make them cookies instead. More
Thankfully the guy Miranda was spotted with was not Justin Bieber, who’s rumored to have added “destroying a beautiful romance” to his list of horrible accomplishments. Unthankfully, the guy was Leonardo DiCaprio, leading me to believe Miranda has a personal vendetta against me and is trying to date every celebrity I had a crush on when I was fourteen. More
Look, I’ll come right out and say it. Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom are screwing over every single unhappily married celebrity couple right now with their Divorce Press Tour. More
Considering that I eat salacious rumors and ridiculous gossip for breakfast, I loved reading the morning rumors that Justin Bieber destroyed Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom’s marriage. It’s one thing to cheat, but it’s a whole other thing to cheat with the-boy-with-the-face-that-puberty-forgot. More
Yesterday we informed you of the (somewhat predictable) split between beautiful people Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr. Today, as more details unfold, I’ve decided that these two might have the most amicable split in all of Hollywood. Which is… nice. If divorce can be nice? More